Silver Zafira, reg pj02pfu! RANT

[englisharcher]

Yes you, the cretinous bloody moron with the blond hair.

If you fking pull out in front of someone, the last thing you do is slam the fking anchors on for a fking cat.

I almost took you hard up the rear, luckily for you I could take to the wrong side of the road

For fks sake woman, I like cats, but to almost cause a very serious accident becouse of one is fking moronic.

Then at the next junction where you turned right, you cut the corner so badly the BMW coming the other way had to swerve left to avoid you on his side of the road.

You are a fking cretin of the first rate, and just to top if bloody of, you even had one of those stupid "children on board please back off" signs, FFS sake woman, if you want your kids to be safe, post your licence back to the DVLA, and stick to public transport from now on

[TheEnd]

Only a fool ignores the 2 second rule.

[FoundOnRoadside]

mumsnet is that way ->

[StottyZr]

TheEnd said:

Only a fool ignores the 2 second rule.

She pulled out infront of him

[tigger1]

englisharcher said:

I almost took you hard up the rear, luckily for you

snigger.

If nobody else is going to quote that, this place really has gone to the dogs.

[PHmember]

I can't wait until she sees this thread....

[em177]

englisharcher said:

blond hair.


I almost took you hard up the rear

It's love really....

[TheEnd]

StottyZr said:

TheEnd said:

Only a fool ignores the 2 second rule.

She pulled out infront of him

What's the one about dropping food on the floor?

[GroundEffect]

It sounds to me like you were cut up but then after that incident you had another where she braked for a cat.

If so, you're at fault for not leaving enough space.

[Gizmoish]

GroundEffect said:

It sounds to me like you were cut up but then after that incident you had another where she braked for a cat.

If so, you're at fault for not leaving enough space.

I'd say so.

But the angry man is angry. What will we do?

[StottyZr]

TheEnd said:

StottyZr said:

TheEnd said:

Only a fool ignores the 2 second rule.

She pulled out infront of him

What's the one about dropping food on the floor?

Thats the 5 second rule.

[englisharcher]

GroundEffect said:

It sounds to me like you were cut up but then after that incident you had another where she braked for a cat.

If so, you're at fault for not leaving enough space.

Pulled out, 10 foot later she is hard on the brakes, all one incident.

[StottyZr]

Gizmoish said:

GroundEffect said:

It sounds to me like you were cut up but then after that incident you had another where she braked for a cat.

If so, you're at fault for not leaving enough space.

I'd say so.

But the angry man is angry. What will we do?

It doesn't to me. I read that he was travelling at ~30, she's pulled out so he's having to brake as he approaches her rear. Then she's slammed on instead of accelerating. Because of the already exsistant speed differential it will take him a lot longer to stop so he had to swerve to avoid.

[4key]

StottyZr said:

TheEnd said:

StottyZr said:

TheEnd said:

Only a fool ignores the 2 second rule.

She pulled out infront of him

What's the one about dropping food on the floor?

Thats the 5 second rule.

No, thats the one where you can get away with sticking it in the wrong hole.

[astroarcadia]

Never understand these threads, they contribute nothing to the forum.

Yes, I understand the irony of my post!

[0a]

I like cats, well worth being rear ended. As my driving instructor said "I thought it could have been a child".

[Big Fat Fatty]

I didn't think you were supposed to brake hard or swerve for cats, only dogs and even then only guide dogs or something. If a cat runs out in front of you and you haven't got time to react, don't.

(I own a cat and a dog)

[tinkertaylor]

astroarcadia said:

Never understand these threads, they contribute nothing to the forum.

+1

[bimsb6]

0a said:

I like cats, well worth being rear ended. As my driving instructor said "I thought it could have been a child".

If he couldn't tell the difference between a cat and a child he should send his licence back as well!

[funkyrobot]

0a said:

I like cats, well worth being rear ended. As my driving instructor said "I thought it could have been a child".

A child dressed as a cat