Just got a van, give me your best names please

[lestershaw]

I now have a van, I will keep nothing of value in it. I was thinking of getting some magnetic signs for the van suggesting Ithere is nothing of value in the van so opportunists won't be interested.
I will start
Lesters cake delivery
Lesters pillow services
Lesters manure collection

Any ideas or is this just a waste of a thread

[cheddar]

'Rubbish Thread Collection'

[TheHeretic]

Secret MI5 surveillance van

Move along, nothing to see here

[Wacky Racer]

Radioactive Waste Collection

Arsenal Trophy Van

[firman]

Wacky Racer said:

Arsenal Trophy Van

[steviejasp]

BUM AIDS MOBILE TESTING

[Blib]

Lesters itty.

[David87]

Mobile STD Testing Centre.

[TheHeretic]

Vlad's blood bank

[Steve_W]

Could try this perhaps - what's the worst that could happen?

[john2443]

Strangely enough, I saw a van yeaterday owned by somebodies pies, and that had a sign on the back saying No Pies left in this van overnight!

[Gixer]

Dog st bin collection services

[miniman]

General LDV @ Le Mans 2007 by v15ben, on Flickr

[David87]

Steve_W said:

Could try this perhaps - what's the worst that could happen?

This!

[AV12]

?

[Negative Creep]

Al Qaeda Fertilizer Delivery Company

[Papa Hotel]

Rapey Dave's Love Machine

No anal condoms are kept in this vehicle overnight.

[anonymous-user]

john2443 said:

Strangely enough, I saw a van yeaterday owned by somebodies pies, and that had a sign on the back saying No Pies left in this van overnight!

Spotted this at a classic car show a couple of weeks ago

[EDLT]

lestershaw said:

I now have a van, I will keep nothing of value in it. I was thinking of getting some magnetic signs for the van suggesting Ithere is nothing of value in the van so opportunists won't be interested.
I will start
Lesters cake delivery
Lesters pillow services
Lesters manure collection

Any ideas or is this just a waste of a thread

How are you going to stop the magnetic signs from being stolen?

[TheHeretic]

Why not get Fawltey towers, and then reassemble whenever you feel the urge.