Least appropriate track cars?
Least appropriate track cars?
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mat777

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10,714 posts

190 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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The active cornering enhancement on a Discovery 2 is really quite clever. Using hydraulically controlled anti roll bars, it keeps the huge SUV upright in tight bends, permitting just a hint of body roll at higher speeds to tell you you're being a spanner.
However, the interesting bit is that the ECU for it can be reprogrammed to make it corner totally flat, or even lean in like a motorbike! This, coupled with huge grippy 255/55 tyres and a torquey TD engine makes me think it would actually be a pretty good, if very weird, track day weapon!!
Unfortunately, there is more chance of pigs flying than me being allowed by the parents to track day my Disco, but it got me wondering - can anyone else think of a highly inappropriate track day vehicle that has a secret weapon making it rather good for circuit use? This could be entertaining wobble

matthias73

2,901 posts

180 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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A tank or similar. Sure, it wont be the fastest off the line, but you can be damn sure it will be the only thing crossing it!

Grenoble

59,680 posts

185 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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mat777 said:
Unfortunately, there is more chance of pigs flying than me being allowed by the parents to track day my Disco,
Why? Are you less than 16?

HustleRussell

26,571 posts

190 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I really doubt a Disco II would be as good on a trackday as you seem to be suggesting.

james_gt3rs

4,816 posts

221 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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HustleRussell said:
I really doubt a Disco II would be as good on a trackday as you seem to be suggesting.
biglaugh

mat777

Original Poster:

10,714 posts

190 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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Grenoble said:
Why? Are you less than 16?
No, but I live at home when not at Uni, the car stays there and they contributed towards it financially on the proviso I took good care of it and didn't off road it as heavily as my Series. And if I don't like their rules, I can apparently find a new roof to live under complete with garage space for 2 cars, traction engine and all my tools. I should imagine that if they found out I'd tracked it, I would swiftly have the keys confiscated

Hoygo

725 posts

191 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I've seen people with a Defender on the ring (pic posted on trackday section) a Disco 2 is a trackday weapon.

Bitofbully

394 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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You need to get some new parents.

DeolTheBeast

449 posts

176 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I've been in a 5 up RR Sport around the Ring - handled it OK biggrin

Grenoble

59,680 posts

185 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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mat777 said:
...complete with garage space for 2 cars, traction engine and all my tools.
Screw the Disco, tell us about this!

How about a track day in a traction engine?

Noesph

1,178 posts

179 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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not really that unlikely, but I've seen this on another forum, massive lean.




but it has a saxo vts 120hp 16v under the bonnet, with the ax's light weight body should be fun.

http://www.ek9.org/forum/members-rides/21960-no-ek...

Raize

1,476 posts

209 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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Grenoble said:
mat777 said:
...complete with garage space for 2 cars, traction engine and all my tools.
Screw the Disco, tell us about this!

How about a track day in a traction engine?
this

DouggyMc

769 posts

193 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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That first picture of the AX made me laugh.

I seem to remember seeing a picture of a volvo (850?) on this site on a trackday with the tyres nearly coming off the rims!

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

186 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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mat777 said:
The active cornering enhancement on a Discovery 2 is really quite clever. Using hydraulically controlled anti roll bars, it keeps the huge SUV upright in tight bends, permitting just a hint of body roll at higher speeds to tell you you're being a spanner.
However, the interesting bit is that the ECU for it can be reprogrammed to make it corner totally flat, or even lean in like a motorbike! This, coupled with huge grippy 255/55 tyres and a torquey TD engine makes me think it would actually be a pretty good, if very weird, track day weapon!!
Unfortunately, there is more chance of pigs flying than me being allowed by the parents to track day my Disco, but it got me wondering - can anyone else think of a highly inappropriate track day vehicle that has a secret weapon making it rather good for circuit use? This could be entertaining wobble
A diesel Discovery...and you think it would actually be good on a track?

Someone take this boy out in a Caterham, stat.

Dave Hedgehog

16,351 posts

234 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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i did an airfield track day where they let the local fire engine have a wiz around during a break

Grenoble

59,680 posts

185 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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GroundEffect said:
A diesel Discovery...and you think it would actually be good on a track?

Someone take this boy out in a Caterham, stat.
I think I agree with the OP to some extent. It would be fun, especially in the wet. It would not be fast, but exploring some of the limits could be a giggle.

GuinnessMK

1,608 posts

252 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I've seen a Ford 7.5 tonne box van with a tail lift taken round a track. That had a scary amount of lean through the chicane.

Also did a track day where a guy turned up in a brand new Bentley Conti GT which he drove slowly round corners but mashed it down the straights. At the end of the day the front was totally stone chipped and the back tyres were through to the canvass.

Hasbeen

2,073 posts

251 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I think it would be fun.

But then I always wanted to put a 5.0L version of the multi F1 world championship winning Brabham Repco engine in a Range Rover, to use as a Q ship for traffic light GPs.

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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I've seen the results of a D3 going ass-over-tit at about 15mph on a tarmac hairpin bend that had a slight lip on the inside (Prodrive Fen-end track actually). You can spout on about "active antiroll bars" till you are blue in the face, but believe me, when you're sliding along on your roof, all the active chassis tech in the world aint much use.......... ;-)

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 15th September 2012
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More OT, how about a double decker bus?

I'm sure their is some footage from Evo mag a few years back going around Bedford autodrome??