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Megaflow

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11,503 posts

254 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Filled the car up this morning and there was two guys doing fuel pump accuracy checks, first time in 18 years of driving I have ever seen it done.

Two thoughts occured:
1) Why would you choose to do it at 7.30am and close off 4 pumps at what is likely to be one of the busiest times of the day.
2) Why when everybody else was filling their car in just the usual work attire, do they feel the need to wear; gloves, high viz, safety glasses and hard hats.

Health & Safety gone made!

Cool story, etc...

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

274 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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They probably didn't choose to do it at that time, they probably had several places to visit and check throughout the day, some filling station is going to get checked at a busy time.

Oddly though I too have not seen many of these fellahs recently, I used to see them regularly. Perhaps pumps are more reliable or less easy to tamper with now.

surveyor

18,690 posts

213 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Megaflow said:
Filled the car up this morning and there was two guys doing fuel pump accuracy checks, first time in 18 years of driving I have ever seen it done.

Two thoughts occured:
1) Why would you choose to do it at 7.30am and close off 4 pumps at what is likely to be one of the busiest times of the day.
2) Why when everybody else was filling their car in just the usual work attire, do they feel the need to wear; gloves, high viz, safety glasses and hard hats.

Health & Safety gone made!

Cool story, etc...
I believe they will work for the local Trading Standards. Local Government employee's mean that a businesses busy time is not important, as opposed to their health and safety.

PHmember

2,487 posts

200 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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I doubt they 'feel the need' to wear all the safety gear, I suspect they are forced to by H&S.

Customs & Excise do regular testing on pumps, it's just that you haven't noticed or seen it yourself for a long time.

schrodinger

201 posts

219 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Megaflow said:
2) Why when everybody else was filling their car in just the usual work attire, do they feel the need to wear; gloves, high viz, safety glasses and hard hats.

Health & Safety gone made!
I don't work in h&s but I can completely see why they would do this.

Unlike a normal motorist, they probably spend all day standing on forecourts testing pumps. Therefore:
- cumulative risk of being run over by inattentive motorist is much higher
- cumulative risk of a spill of petrol onto skin or eyes is much higher

Therefore:
- high viz
- gloves
- eye protection.

Can't help with the hard hats though.

Pork

9,455 posts

263 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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I used to do these 'pump tests' all the time for my employer when at Uni. Pain in the bum, but was pleasantly surprised at how accurate the pumps were. Very, very rare to have one that was outside of the very tight tollerances.

Big Fat Fatty

3,315 posts

185 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Doesn't the temperature affect the density of the fuel, so at 7:30 in the morning would the results read differently than at 7:30 in the evening, or does the underground tank have a way of regulating it?

I was told a long time ago and have always done it since that filling up early in the morning will get you more fuel for the money, is it nonsense?

750turbo

6,164 posts

253 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Big Fat Fatty said:
Doesn't the temperature affect the density of the fuel, so at 7:30 in the morning would the results read differently than at 7:30 in the evening, or does the underground tank have a way of regulating it?

I was told a long time ago and have always done it since that filling up early in the morning will get you more fuel for the money, is it nonsense?
Interesting, was it not mentioned on here that as the temp drops, the fuel shrinks, or whatever, and you effectively get more fuel for your money?

Very possibly, utter utter tosh though.

P-Jay

11,405 posts

220 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Im my very limited experiance you get a lot less H&S BS from the HSE than you do from the insurance providers.

andygo

7,393 posts

284 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Cool petrol is denser, giving more bang for your buck.

Grenoble

59,423 posts

184 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Big Fat Fatty said:
Doesn't the temperature affect the density of the fuel, so at 7:30 in the morning would the results read differently than at 7:30 in the evening, or does the underground tank have a way of regulating it?

I was told a long time ago and have always done it since that filling up early in the morning will get you more fuel for the money, is it nonsense?
The mass of fuel - and that it is underground - the difference will be negligible.

Galileo

3,147 posts

247 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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I dont blame them for wearing all the highviz stuff they can get their hands on. If you'd seen some of the tossers come screaming onto my forecourt, tyres locked up, you'd want to wear a suit of armour to do that job.

And, no. I don't see them very often on my forecourt. About once a year or after any pump maintenance, when the anti-tamper seals will need to be resealed before we can use the pump again.

shakotan

10,862 posts

225 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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andygo said:
Cool petrol is denser, giving more bang for your buck.
Whilst the physics is undeniable, the 'savings' theory attached to it is bks.

ApexJimi

27,697 posts

272 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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P-Jay said:
Im my very limited experiance you get a lot less H&S BS from the HSE than you do from the insurance providers.
There's a lot of myth and misinformation surrounding the HSE. They have actually went to lengths in the past to debunk the myths associated with them.

G600

1,479 posts

216 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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ApexJimi said:
There's a lot of myth and misinformation surrounding the HSE. They have actually went to lengths in the past to debunk the myths associated with them.
There used to be (not looked in a while) a page on their website listing made up HSE rules that were nothing to do with them.

Megaflow

Original Poster:

11,503 posts

254 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Corpulent Tosser said:
They probably didn't choose to do it at that time, they probably had several places to visit and check throughout the day, some filling station is going to get checked at a busy time.

Oddly though I too have not seen many of these fellahs recently, I used to see them regularly. Perhaps pumps are more reliable or less easy to tamper with now.
Fair comment. I hadn't thought that might have been the first of the day. I was too busy thinking that was the first time I had seen them and was all the PPE really necessary.

Brother D

4,427 posts

205 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Pork said:
I used to do these 'pump tests' all the time for my employer when at Uni. Pain in the bum, but was pleasantly surprised at how accurate the pumps were. Very, very rare to have one that was outside of the very tight tollerances.
What tolerences are we talking about? - I always thought some petrol stations in london were nobbling a bit of the old fuel delievery..

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

32,008 posts

264 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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O/T. I stopped for fuel today, and the pump had a conversion chart price of fule per litre to gallons. It stopped at 55p per litre! biggrin

YesItsAVW

2,726 posts

194 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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The company I used to work for had an incident in which an employee was run over whilst on a forecourt.

Behind red and white barriers/cones and wearing his hi-vis, I believe.


cambiker71

444 posts

215 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Megaflow said:
Filled the car up this morning and there was two guys doing fuel pump accuracy checks, first time in 18 years of driving I have ever seen it done.

Two thoughts occured:
1) Why would you choose to do it at 7.30am and close off 4 pumps at what is likely to be one of the busiest times of the day.
2) Why when everybody else was filling their car in just the usual work attire, do they feel the need to wear; gloves, high viz, safety glasses and hard hats.

Health & Safety gone made!

Cool story, etc...
Sainsburys, Peterborough? If not then they were there today complete with cones and Hi-vis too!