Annoyed that the Police won't save me from myself

[Chrisw666]

Since buying my little Puma I've been trying to drive more and more like I did when I was 17, this means lots of accelerating hard where I don't need to, trying to get it to cock an inside wheel on roundabouts and overtaking anything that dares be in front of me.

I realised that despite this stupid driving being a pale fat bloke in my early 30's the local plod just don't take any notice of me.

So I started listening to Happy Hardcore CD's loud and wearing hooded tops for driving.

I've still not been quizzed by the fuzz about my antics, even when I spotted the muddy wet tracks in McDonalds car park and used them to try and replicate a burn out scene from a Drag race.

I need help PH as due to the total lack of attention the evil rozzers aren't giving me I'm going to have to resort to buying a stupidly loud exhaust and finding 4 chubby girls to sit in the back making my car look as if it's been lowered. If that fails a Canabis available here neon on the roof may be needed.

Does anyone have any tips how I can get the Police to shout at me for being silly so I can be saved from myself?

[john2443]

You need to swop ideas with the guy in this thread... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[LuS1fer]

Draw alongside marked patrol cars, point to the side of the road and pull in front of them and brake. Ask to see their driving licences...

[g3org3y]

Blacken yourself up?

[PHmember]

Have you tried wearing your cap backwards?

Currently I'm considering using one sidelight & fog lights only.

[Killer2005]

PHmember said:

Have you tried wearing your cap backwards?

Shouldnt be backwards. It should be on a jaunty angle, preferably with the shop tags still on it

[deltashad]

Park in very inappropriate areas (disabled spaces etc), and spit, all the time.

Nahh.... that wouldn't work..

[deltashad]

LuS1fer said:

Draw alongside marked patrol cars, point to the side of the road and pull in front of them and brake. Ask to see their driving licences...

[Adenauer]

Hit the M4, crank her up to 72mph, that ought to do it.

[croyde]

I pull similar stunts on my Street Triple and even wear a hoodie, with hood out , under my leather jacket yet I still don't get stopped. I can't wait for the cops to stop me and say "remove the helmet sonny!".

I'm 50

[PHmember]

deltashad said:

and spit, all the time.

Spitting will only convice them that you are both very cool & hard as nails.

Maybe consider a drift mascot? It'll be perfect on the front wheel drive Puma.

[Kwistof]

Take your superior driving skills to Lakeside late at night and drive around the 'Lakeside GP' lol

http://www.essex.police.uk/news_features/homepage_...

[ryanjohnstott]

Wear wrap around sunglasses while driving, keep a long white stick with you. Pull up along side a police car and get out while wearing the shades and carrying the white stick. If this doesn't get you Tasered then you really are an abject failure!

[crispyshark]

hang around with the OP of this topic:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

and obviously go out and buy a 1 series!

[Changedmyname]

ryanjohnstott said:

Wear wrap around sunglasses while driving, keep a long white stick with you. Pull up along side a police car and get out while wearing the shades and carrying the white stick. If this doesn't get you Tasered then you really are an abject failure!

[PHmember]

ryanjohnstott said:

Wear wrap around sunglasses while driving, keep a long white stick with you. Pull up along side a police car and get out while wearing the shades and carrying the white stick. If this doesn't get you Tasered then you really are an abject failure!

You're not really getting this thread are you?

[esvcg]

invest in a private plate, something like DEALER

[ryanjohnstott]

Possibly (probably) not!

[Monkeylegend]

g3org3y said:

Blacken yourself up?

And buy a BMW 1 Serious Coup bruv.

[Monkeylegend]

Monkeylegend said:

g3org3y said:

Blacken yourself up?

And buy a BMW 1 Serious Coup bruv.

Damn, just seen I was beaten to it.