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Original Poster:

3,017 posts

205 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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i might have had a few beers on this fine Autumn night

but I don't think I could ever like this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-22310...

Jimmy No Hands

5,100 posts

186 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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He's an attention seeking professional footballer who has money coming out of his arse, I wouldn't expect any less.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

193 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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the fella is a fruitcake silly

But i actually like the camo look.wobble

Don't know what that says about metumbleweed

uncinquesei

918 posts

207 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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I quite like that, shows a strong sense of irony, buying a flash car and covering it in camouflage which has the effect of drawing even more attention to it.

Changedmyname

12,549 posts

211 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Yes me toodrink Their choice .

Viper

10,005 posts

303 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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the actual camo 'design' itself looks really naff

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

285 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Jimmy No Hands said:
He's an attention seeking professional footballer who has money coming out of his arse, I wouldn't expect any less.
He's also doing a good job at looking like someone that's been dragged from a stty ghetto in the arse end of New Jersey.

carreauchompeur

18,322 posts

234 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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He's a fecking copycat. frown


djfaulkner

1,103 posts

248 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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The guy is a knob

Fleckers

2,880 posts

231 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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My eye hurt looking at that

GilbertGutbucket

663 posts

193 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Mr2Mike said:
He's also doing a good job at looking like someone that's been dragged from a stty ghetto in the arse end of New Jersey.
Let's not insult the 'arse end New Jerseyians', he could'nt surface above the scum of their bathwater.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

218 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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He should get a flashing light and a megaphone that shouts "GIVE ME ATTENTION!!" too.

LukeSi

5,780 posts

191 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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The Balotelli list:

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Doesn't sound like too bad a bloke. Stuff like giving £1000 to a tramp sets him apart from other footballers imo. Some stuff is really ttish though.

Matt UK

18,084 posts

230 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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LukeSi said:
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
hehe

Adz The Rat

18,927 posts

239 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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A friend saw that in Manchester today and sent me a pic on my phone, I think it looks brilliant!

He said it a AMG Merc tried to have a go from the lights and got wasted.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

285 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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GilbertGutbucket said:
Let's not insult the 'arse end New Jerseyians', he could'nt surface above the scum of their bathwater.
rofl

J4CKO

46,839 posts

230 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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I like it, makes a change from black, kind of a tank anyway.

carreauchompeur

18,322 posts

234 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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J4CKO said:
I like it, makes a change from black.
Bit racist.

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

197 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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LukeSi said:
The Balotelli list:

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Doesn't sound like too bad a bloke. Stuff like giving £1000 to a tramp sets him apart from other footballers imo. Some stuff is really ttish though.
Trouble with that list is that most of it, if not all of it is made up bks from newspapers like the sun. The tramp story was found to be false, and id imagine most of it is.

The sad part is, he ain't even that bloody good.

Petrolhead95

7,048 posts

184 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Grovsie26 said:
Trouble with that list is that most of it, if not all of it is made up bks from newspapers like the sun. The tramp story was found to be false, and id imagine most of it is.

The sad part is, he ain't even that bloody good.
To be fair, he did pretty much all of that. That's why he's so famous, because he's a nutter.

Balotelli = God.