What is going on at Dartford tunnel?

[aj520d]

Wed 7th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:11am, tunnel closed, queues back to Junction 3
Thur 8th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:06am, tunnel closed
Mon 12th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:09am, tunnel closed

I use the crossing every day for the last year and not seen anything like this, has anyone who makes the trip actually seen any evidence of a crash?

Those 3 days it took me an hour extra to get to work. Just seems really odd.

[robinessex]

Probably angry motorists seing red after being fleeced by the toll

[C8H18Head]

aj520d said:

Wed 7th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:11am, tunnel closed, queues back to Junction 3
Thur 8th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:06am, tunnel closed
Mon 12th Nov, accident in tunnel at 8:09am, tunnel closed

I use the crossing every day for the last year and not seen anything like this, has anyone who makes the trip actually seen any evidence of a crash?

Those 3 days it took me an hour extra to get to work. Just seems really odd.

It's a georotational magnetic transference caused by the cargo ship "Spirit of Kooliera IV" taking Klingphospherous from the Olympic Park. Klingfospherous was put into the drinks of non-British Olympic athletes and caused a greater magnetic force in their bodies, thus slowing their movements. It's now being transported by said ship and dumped in the North Sea. Each time it goes over the tunnel, at those times, it causes car crashes by lifting cars toward the tunnel ceiling. Next passages is 8:07am on Thursday 15th. Maritime Safety and Dartford Crossing Authorities were warned, however...

Or it could just be accidents in the literal sense of the word.

[sjj84]

It could just be accidents, but I prefer you're explanation.