****ING EBAY AND ****ING SCAMMERS
****ING EBAY AND ****ING SCAMMERS
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Chapppers

Original Poster:

4,483 posts

221 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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FOR fk'S fkING SAKE, THREE TIMES. THREE fkING TIMES I'VE LISTED THIS fkING stTING LITTLE fkING CAR. 27 WATCHERS, 1600 VIEWS AND ONE PERSON? ONE PERSON BIDS AND THEY'VE GOT A FAKE fkING ACCOUNT.

RELIST IT, THREE OFFERS WITHIN AN HOUR AND THE BEST OFFER COMES FROM SOME POLISH USING HIS MATE'S ACCOUNT?

Can't collect the car til Saturday afternoon mate.

Righto, I'm pretty busy but that's reasonable, let me know when you're coming.

Today, THIS fkING EVENING IN FACT, "coming tomorrow between 2-3"

Great, see you then

Sorry mate, found something cheaper and better

YOU fkING WHAT? THAT'S NOT HOW EBAY fkING WORKS, YOU BID YOU fkING BUY.

fk'S fkING fkING fkING fkING SAKE. IT'S £200 FOR A fkING PUMA, HOW CAN IT BE THIS fkING HARD TO GET RID OF?

SO THANKS. THANKS EBAY FOR LETTING S OUTBID GENUINE fkING PEOPLE ONLY TO fk YOU ABOUT, WASTE YOUR fkING TIME, YOUR fkING MONEY AND RUIN YOUR WHOLE fkING WEEKEND WAITING ABOUT FOR THE S.

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

187 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Ebay in "not fit for purpose" shocker.

Shaw Tarse

31,890 posts

233 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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What's your best price mate?

Silverbullet767

11,299 posts

236 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Would you take a tenner and half a block of cheese?

cobra kid

5,591 posts

270 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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So......is this not good then?

Chapppers

Original Poster:

4,483 posts

221 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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It's a fairly first world problem. I have too many cars and won't have enough insurance soon, the anger comes from being messed around with twice.

I didn't want to scrap it but I'm now really limited to getting rid of it tomorrow or not at all.

TonyRPH

13,539 posts

198 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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This is because (some) people see buying a car on Ebay the same as going to a dealer, except that they don't have to leave a deposit (and you'll probably find that this sort is not the type to put down a deposit anyway).

The same thing happened to me about 6 years again when I sold my Pug, buyer with 0 feedback bought it, but never paid.

I eventually phoned him, only to be told he bought another car.



northandy

3,540 posts

251 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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9.5/10 good liberable use of foul language.

£200?, im currently trying to sell a set of steel wheels for £50...

C. Grimsley

1,381 posts

225 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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I sold my porsche on there last Sunday, then I get all the questions and bull st afterwards, basically for me to take it to the main agents for a check over, has it got this that etc, decided for what he won it for and what he wanted me to do it wasn't worth it, decided to keep it.

His loss as its bloody mint for what it is.

Roll on the summer.

Carl

Shaw Tarse

31,890 posts

233 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Chapppers said:
It's a fairly first world problem. I have too many cars and won't have enough insurance soon, the anger comes from being messed around with twice.

I didn't want to scrap it but I'm now really limited to getting rid of it tomorrow or not at all.
£50?
Final offer!
(but I can't collect til Monday )

Adz The Rat

18,923 posts

239 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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£200 for a Puma?

Whats wrong with it?

hedgefinder

3,418 posts

200 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Well, if you ever decide to sell something like a 1965 Cadillac on there you could try sending something like this to anyone asking questions...even if they dont even ask how much and it doesnt answer any of their questions.. but perhaps make the spellling worse..



when man in desert need water god say how much price of life?
man not know answer but still need water,
god then say $8000, but man not pay,
man dying wish to pay $8000, but too late...


Roo

11,504 posts

237 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
What's your best price mate?
Best, final cash price. But it will have to be good as I've got to get there from Birmingham.

V8RX7

28,982 posts

293 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Ebay gets worse and worse yet the fees keep rising - I can't understand why Yahoo or Google etc haven't launched a rival.

basehead

50 posts

181 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Maybe they want a car that can fit even more pizza boxes in.

Chapppers

Original Poster:

4,483 posts

221 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Adz The Rat said:
£200 for a Puma?

Whats wrong with it?
Everything. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281019027765

johnnyBv8

2,482 posts

221 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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This one, I'd guess - since OP wont be permitted to post!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

Goldmember1

366 posts

202 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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Love the storyboard of ur adventures! hehe

POORCARDEALER

8,665 posts

271 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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We are about to list a vw diesel for the fifth time, each time tne winning bidder has just not turned up....latest one car has been off sale awaiting for collection for a week, and we can't leave neg feedback.

Ebay is fooked for business

Chapppers

Original Poster:

4,483 posts

221 months

Friday 16th November 2012
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northandy said:
9.5/10 good liberable use of foul language.
Thanks, I'm flattered! How does one achieve the perfect 10?