waffling bullshit car ads

[v8250]

http://911uk.com/ads_item.php?id=3789

similar to some other advert threads...but this one takes the biscuit in the waffling bullst stakes.

feel free to add any others you may have seen.

[J4CKO]

Car doesnt need all that, looks pretty good.

[KingNothing]

Looking for a new carer? FFS it's a fking car, not your dementia riddled grandmother!

[037]

I love the one where the guy is selling a Ford Focus and ha says " Ghia, what does that even mean?". I'll try and find it.

[robinessex]

Who's Gary ?

[Matt UK]

As long as all the important stuff I want to know about is upfront and laid out well, then I don't mind the waffle. It can be fun and tell you about the current owner.

[anonymous-user]

Well, its been for sale since August, so the BS (and I agree his wording is pathetic) doesn't seem to have done the trick!

[98elise]

This sort of thing is creaping into house adverts as well. I'm looking for another BTL at the moment, so I just want to know where it is, number of bedrooms, and how much.

Some adverts for a bog standard 2 bed house start with..."Imagine walking through the door after a hard day at the office....kicking off your shoes and relaxing in the generous lounge.....". I stop right there and hope that I never meet the idiot that posted the advert.