neighbours parking
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Meths

Original Poster:

2,103 posts

166 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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Guh,


I've got someone in my street that can't park for toffee. I quite often get home a few minutes before her and after parking my car and walking down the street, I usually meet her in her car with the back wheel of her corsa half way across the pavement.

Normally, I don't mind people that can't park but after going to get my keys, I hear a crunch and lone behold, its red corsa woman trying to parallel park again.

I now fear for my cars laugh

So ive decided to

A) show her how to park properly
B) buy her a parking sensor kit
C) do nothing

ezi

1,734 posts

216 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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Do nothing, it's not worth the aggro.

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

187 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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Destroy whatever she loves!!!




Seriously why do anything, unless she damages your car.

oldcynic

2,166 posts

191 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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Buy a shed, ideally one which has already lived a hard life. Then you'll have no idea if the scratch/dent is new smile

SCRR 180

17 posts

166 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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She must be destroyed. With fire.

blade7

11,311 posts

246 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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How big are her knockers ?.

Lanby

1,106 posts

244 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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blade7 said:
How big are her knockers ?.
laugh

Engineer1

10,486 posts

239 months

Tuesday 25th December 2012
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If she does tap anyone's car make a note and put it on their car after all its a major pain coming out to a damaged car and no info on how it happened.