What pointless new hot hatch for under £20k?

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I was looking at an Abarth 595 Competizione, as a needless/pointless addition to the household. I wanted something a little different, with not too many of them about, a bit of fun.

Any suggestions beyond the Abarth?

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Not sure if this was a result of starting a thread at 1am, or if no one has any suggestions.

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Maybe people couldn't get their head around the idea of £20k and a hot hatch.

Each to their own though