Unsure how to react to a new car?

[Rawwr]

[Papa Hotel]

Seems accurate.

You might need to include a bit about being a BMW. Specifically, a boring new model or the preceeding model that at least had character.

[Rawwr]

You make a valid point.

[TinyCappo]

I see you specifically modelled this on the GT86 thread

[krisdelta]

nicely done! Thanks for sharing.

[zcacogp]

Could put it more simply.

((Test:Is it an MX5?) If=Yes:"Ooooh, great.", If=No:"Ooooh, terrible.")


Oli.

[LongLiveTazio]

Brilliant.

[StottyZr]

That is brilliant

[anonymous-user]

Seems about right

[750turbo]

Love it!

[Alfanatic]

Do you have a flowchart showing how to debate flowcharts? That would be much more helpful to me right at this moment

[TonyHetherington]

Very good

[otolith]

Nailed it!

[Ari]

Spot on!!

The only way you could improve that is with a section "can I describe this car using a lazy unimaginative stereotype?"

If yes then immediately refer to car as a "hairdressers/reps/chavs/footballers/ car in bid to win approval of equally feeble minded strangers on Internet.

[rumple]

I'm going to print that stick it on the wall so all future posting will be based on that, thanks.......oh can you do one for relationships so I can venture into the Lounge with confidence, cheers.

[Rawwr]

rumple said:

I'm going to print that stick it on the wall so all future posting will be based on that, thanks.......oh can you do one for relationships so I can venture into the Lounge with confidence, cheers.

[otolith]

Ari said:

Spot on!!

The only way you could improve that is with a section "can I describe this car using a lazy unimaginative stereotype?"

If yes then immediately refer to car as a "hairdressers/reps/chavs/footballers/ car in bid to win approval of equally feeble minded strangers on Internet.

And the Clarkson/Reverse Clarkson gambit - if you agree with the curly-topped one, you parrot his opinion, if you don't, you accuse anyone who does of getting all their opinions from Top Gear.

[williredale]

Quality!

[Ari]

otolith said:

Ari said:

Spot on!!

The only way you could improve that is with a section "can I describe this car using a lazy unimaginative stereotype?"

If yes then immediately refer to car as a "hairdressers/reps/chavs/footballers/ car in bid to win approval of equally feeble minded strangers on Internet.

And the Clarkson/Reverse Clarkson gambit - if you agree with the curly-topped one, you parrot his opinion, if you don't, you accuse anyone who does of getting all their opinions from Top Gear.

[mr_spock]

You may need a special "911" flow though. Interesting that there's no "buy the car" outcome, which suggests car reviews on PH re entirely negative for the manufacturer!