The general public who can't drive in the snow!
The general public who can't drive in the snow!
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Sowler

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223 posts

179 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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So this morning I trudge into work in my car, ratty, battered, Honda Civic. Cirencester to Cheltenham. I had to go in otherwise its a days holiday or un paid. Anyway I get in extra early so I can leave early to try and avoid too much traffic and mayhem.

Whilst at work I keep an eye on the road reports. My usual way is up a rather large hill out of Cheltenham probably about half a mile long, any other way is a long way round and more likely to be chaos, pops up as closed. Which I knew was gonna happen. So time to leave work and get there before the Police are at the bottom stopping people from going up.

Get to the bottom, sure enough the Police Road Closed sign is out. Dodge round that and start to get a bit of run up so I can get some momentum. Get about half way, a few abandoned cars either side and a few people walking down the hill. Then some bloke waving his arms telling me to stop. I can see a lorry ahead which is stopped and so I stop for this bloke, who I think is gonna tell me the lorry is jack knifed ahead blocking the road, instead he tells me I won't get up the hill as no one has made it further than a few hundred yards ahead, also I now see the lorry isn't jack knifed. Cheers mate, I ain't gonna go much further now you've stopped me and I could have guessed by the Police sign at the bottom, helpful!

So I turn around to go back to the bottom as I can't go any further as matey boy made me stop and so I lost all momentum! Get to the bottom and start again with another run up. Get half way up again and this pleb is waving his arms at me again to tell me to stop, I just wind my window down and tell him I ain't stopping otherwise I won't get up the hill as I carry on past him keeping my speed up. Carry on up the hill dodging more abandoned cars and people turning around. Keeping a slow steady pace in third gear and second when needed I get up the hill quite easily for a nice empty road to drive home on. The technique to driving on snow really isn't that difficult is it?

Edited by Sowler on Friday 18th January 13:31

Centurion07

10,395 posts

277 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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My head hurts.

And now it doesn't! wink

Edited by Centurion07 on Saturday 19th January 14:31

InertialTooth45

2,111 posts

217 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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You hero!

Magic919

14,550 posts

231 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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But can they use paragraphs?

Snowboy

8,028 posts

181 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Get some speed, keep going, don't pause or stop for anything.

It might get you up a hill in a car, but it's a terrible way to type.

londonagent

635 posts

198 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Knowing the road, that's not a bad effort, although I imagine the stretch from the Air Balloon to Ciro might be a bit tricky where the big dip is just before the roundabout and Dual carriageway.

mike80

2,423 posts

246 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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What would happen if someone was stuck half way up, and there was a queue of people that had ignored the sign also blocking the road?

GreatGranny

9,519 posts

256 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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You are a driving God!

Well done.

Didn't you think there might have been an accident or the road blocked by stuck traffic when you ignored the road closed sign?

Bradgate

3,216 posts

177 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Depends on the car and the tyres.

Until you have experienced the joys of driving a RWD BMW on 255 runflat tyres, you have no understanding of how awful some cars are. I had absolutely no problems driving my Impreza in the snow, but I literally struggle to get my Beemer off the drive. They really are that bad.

CraigVmax

12,248 posts

312 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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I think I saw a dolphin when i stared at the op for long enough

Edited by CraigVmax on Friday 18th January 15:35

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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you sound a bit of a tit..roads signs don't apply to you..?

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

261 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Bradgate said:
Depends on the car and the tyres.

Until you have experienced the joys of driving a RWD BMW on 255 runflat tyres, you have no understanding of how awful some cars are. I had absolutely no problems driving my
Impreza in the snow, but I literally struggle to get my Beemer off the drive. They really are that bad.
They really are dreadful in the snow with run flats.
That's why I used the TVR today, amazingly it's much better.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

197 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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The Spruce goose said:
you sound a bit of a tit..roads signs don't apply to you..?
There is a recession on and he got to work.

joe_90

4,206 posts

261 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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SmoothCriminal

5,951 posts

229 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Cool story bro

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

220 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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What's people's problem with the OP?

It read well enough to me, he obviously knows the road and fully expected the scenario he was in for.

Fair play I say.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

276 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Baz Tench said:
What's people's problem with the OP?

It read well enough to me, he obviously knows the road and fully expected the scenario he was in for.

Fair play I say.
So that's two of you wearing your underpants outside your trousers then!

ez64

248 posts

192 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Fair play, to top it you should of thrown a snowball out the car window at the numpty's distracting you biggrin

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

220 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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Ozzie Osmond said:
Baz Tench said:
What's people's problem with the OP?

It read well enough to me, he obviously knows the road and fully expected the scenario he was in for.

Fair play I say.
So that's two of you wearing your underpants outside your trousers then!
I haven't left the house yet. I'm scared.

m1dg3

128 posts

184 months

Friday 18th January 2013
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londonagent said:
Knowing the road, that's not a bad effort, although I imagine the stretch from the Air Balloon to Ciro might be a bit tricky where the big dip is just before the roundabout and Dual carriageway.
Agreed - and attempting that dip in the other direction would be even more tricky.