Petrol Station Nutters
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On the way home from work I decided to pay some taxes and also get some free dino-juice for my trouble.
Pulling into the forecourt, the only pump free is to the right of a silver Mercedes.
For some reason, Mr Merc is filling up while holding his driver's door wide open, preventing me from pulling up along side. I wait a few moments, assuming no one would be such an inconsiderate t
t on purpose but eventually get bored and rev my engine a little bit.
Cue Merc Man honking his horn for several seconds (using his foot) and blowing his top at the fellow inside the shop. He then barges into said shop, giving me a chance to get to the pump after he slammed his door shut.
I'm now opening my tank when he storms back onto the forecourt, glares at me like I'd just called his sister a and proceeds to tear out of the petrol station at warp 9.
My only guess is the guy in the shop didn't enable the pump because he realised Herr Benz was being a knobber
Any of you other bros got a cool story?
Pulling into the forecourt, the only pump free is to the right of a silver Mercedes.
For some reason, Mr Merc is filling up while holding his driver's door wide open, preventing me from pulling up along side. I wait a few moments, assuming no one would be such an inconsiderate t
t on purpose but eventually get bored and rev my engine a little bit.Cue Merc Man honking his horn for several seconds (using his foot) and blowing his top at the fellow inside the shop. He then barges into said shop, giving me a chance to get to the pump after he slammed his door shut.
I'm now opening my tank when he storms back onto the forecourt, glares at me like I'd just called his sister a
and proceeds to tear out of the petrol station at warp 9.My only guess is the guy in the shop didn't enable the pump because he realised Herr Benz was being a knobber
Any of you other bros got a cool story?
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
Your a considerate chap arent you?.I used to work in a petrol station so saw some of this. It was in a university town and funnily enough the most troublesome were a selection of female professors. One parked her car in the middle of the adjacent car park access road and went shopping, she was made to move it but seemed baffled as to why.
But one afternoon a decrepit Rover entered the forecourt through the exit road, in reverse. It staggered over to one of the pumps and stopped to reveal wing mirrors held on with tape. Another, completely different, lady lecturer filled it and came to me. The station was exceptionally busy that day and we had a line of cars at the entrance that would rival a Baghdad oil shortage.
Anyway she paid and parted stating "I don't know why all those people are queuing up over there"
On another occasion I saw an old man pull away with a completely flat tyre. I was outside so ran over and alerted him. He said "I know, it will be fine" and drive off.
Madness
But one afternoon a decrepit Rover entered the forecourt through the exit road, in reverse. It staggered over to one of the pumps and stopped to reveal wing mirrors held on with tape. Another, completely different, lady lecturer filled it and came to me. The station was exceptionally busy that day and we had a line of cars at the entrance that would rival a Baghdad oil shortage.
Anyway she paid and parted stating "I don't know why all those people are queuing up over there"
On another occasion I saw an old man pull away with a completely flat tyre. I was outside so ran over and alerted him. He said "I know, it will be fine" and drive off.
Madness
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
Can you please also process your 20 lines of lottery tickets and then order , one by one, at least 8 differently numbered scratch cards..Then feel free to scratch the potentionally winning cards at your leisure in front of a que of 18 people who need to get to work........to pay for your benefits/pension
........C
T...(whoosh parrot expected !!)
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
You prick.mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
aren't we all in there for the same reason? why do you get to dictate as to how long it will all take?mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
What a knob!I detest people who hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump.
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
digger the goat said:
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
Can you please also process your 20 lines of lottery tickets and then order , one by one, at least 8 differently numbered scratch cards..Then feel free to scratch the potentionally winning cards at your leisure in front of a que of 18 people who need to get to work........to pay for your benefits/pension
........C
T...(whoosh parrot expected !!)
... and then proceed to drink the overpriced pint of milk and eat what was once a fesh bannana, and then make a freshly ground cup of coffee and purchase the latest on offer dvds at the till, exclaim you do have a nectar card and take 15 mins to search for it...
Rushmore said:
I detest people who hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump.
I abhor people who detest people who hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump.mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
Don`t think the replies to this went to plan.This is why I use the local `petrol station`, not the Tossco express, there is always some bint/tool who decides to do the weekly shop at 6pm while leaving the car on the pump for 20 minutes.
dowahdiddyman said:
mattshiz said:
I hate people who moan about people who take too long at the pump. I fill my car from pretty much empty, get some bits n bobs from the shop then write down my odometre reading once i get back into the car. I don't care if I take 10 minutes doing this, im spending £70 on 60litres of liquid, i'll take my time, so stop honking your horn and flashing your lights!
Don`t think the replies to this went to plan.This is why I use the local `petrol station`, not the Tossco express, there is always some bint/tool who decides to do the weekly shop at 6pm while leaving the car on the pump for 20 minutes.
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