Utterly filthy.
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Gorvid

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22,371 posts

255 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I like dirty cars.

I really like the way that a good few miles of driving filth makes a car look.

I just jet-washed the alloys on my car, leaving the bodywork deeply coloured with about 8000 miles of driving residue. Subtle folds of pseudo-texture remain, lapping eagerly at the flaccid curves of the dirty road slut.

I keep the interior fastidiously clean via a weekly hoovering and dusting / cleaning / fettling session.

I spray off the alloys, leaving the car itself, filthed.

And I love it like that.


martin mrt

3,883 posts

231 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Whatever floats your boat mate, you sound a bit strange

Disco You

3,749 posts

210 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Why did you clean the wheels?

Dapster

9,554 posts

210 months

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

261 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I do like a bit of road trip chic, but I mostly like my cars clean.

Buff Mchugelarge

3,316 posts

180 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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martin mrt said:
Whatever floats your boat mate, you sound a bit strange
That.

Frik

13,690 posts

273 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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He's a wrongun, and no mistake.

Getragdogleg

10,250 posts

213 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I have the opposite problem, no matter how long I leave it my cars never seem to get dirty, sure they get a slight coating of dirt but nothing exciting.

I see people rolling around with cars so dirty you cannot see the number plates and the alloys are black but I cannot get a car to become that grooted, once it rains a bit the impressive mud I managed to put up the side all washes away and the damn car is only a bit dirty .

E500 TAT

317 posts

229 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I like to see a well used car with the muck coming out of the panel gaps.

schmalex

13,616 posts

236 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I jet washed my Landy today for first time in 4 years.

It was a tad mucky

P Nuts

1,209 posts

169 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Depends what car it is imo, a normal everyday saloon family wagon etc all dirty and grubby looks unloved and neglected, i do however like to see an expensive car covered in mud/dust, gives me the sense that the driver has used it for what it was intended for and actually 'driven' it and a bit of a fk you to the snobs etc lol same goes for scoobies and evo's.

rohrl

8,984 posts

175 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Why do I suspect that a good proportion of the deposits on Gorvid's car are organic in origin?

Mister3man

280 posts

177 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I'm the complete opposite. I'm obsessed to be honest.

Both my cars (and my company van) have to be spotless. My gf's daily driver is washed and cleaned inside and out every weekend, and my ST is cleaned everytime it leaves and returns to the garage.

The van is washed every other day as we have a steam cleaner on site.


deltashad

6,731 posts

227 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I cant do it. My misses, shes a dirty slut. I'm obsessed. I have difficulty passing a jet wash and not getting drawn in to spend a few minutes rubbing the muck out of her creases.

LiamB

8,120 posts

173 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Bit of a weird fetish that mate, it's like admitting you like the Fiat Multipla..

Eighteeteewhy

7,259 posts

198 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Funny, I like the opposite. A really clean car but with dirty wheels. Well wheels black with brake dust. You can tell its been driven hard.

Benjamin Shute

128 posts

184 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I love Fiat Multipla's..

okie592

2,711 posts

197 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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I love cars covered in salt, mud not so much and only in the winter, I do the same haven't washed my car in 5 months, it was filthy but the rain takes away the worst of it


Jimmy No Hands

5,102 posts

186 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Dirty Lamborghini are just so.. right.



surveyor

18,705 posts

214 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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A couple for you OP.

Lights and numberplate are clean as I bought some baby wipes!