Cheesey 530D m5 ?!? Dodgy Diesel BIG 8806

[jbsportstech]

Looks legit!??!?! Till he does typical dick head move wait for the traffic to get 300 yards away and then floor it to catch them up the black smoke is bad I would say excessive. He then stops on a yellow line in the middle on town and window down and does the " DONT ACT LIKE YOUR NOT IMPRESSED (LOOK)" I think weigh protein has turned this guys brain to mush. It has a dodgey flaired ebay special body kit so looks nothing like an m5 and it smokes really bad from those 4 pipes.

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...ok

[g3org3y]

BIG (B)BOG?

530d lulz.

[0a]

What's the actual number plate?

[daemon]

0a said:

What's the actual number plate?

BIG 8806.

[TheLordJohn]

What a horrendous gimp he must be.

[0a]

Ooops, yes it is indeed a 530d, how sad!

[jbsportstech]

daemon said:

BIG 8806.

Yea photo taken today seen it once before in a disable bay at asda!

[jbsportstech]

TheLordJohn said:

What a horrendous gimp he must be.

Weigh Protein and orange fake tan diet does for you. The ring sticker has m5 in the middle of it as well lmao.

[ArsE92]

I'm sure that has graced our pages before.

[jbsportstech]

ArsE92 said:

I'm sure that has graced our pages before.

Wouldnt suprise me

[Ash13y]

I don't see what the problem is it's a fun car and yes it's a 530d with a luma body kit, yeh it may be a replica but does it really matter, yeh it smokes a bit it's a diesel so of course it's going to, but like I said its fun. And the number plate is meant to say big boss.

[Ash13y]

[anonymous-user]

Ash13y said:

I don't see what the problem is it's a fun car and yes it's a 530d with a luma body kit, yeh it may be a replica but does it really matter, yeh it smokes a bit it's a diesel so of course it's going to, but like I said its fun. And the number plate is meant to say big boss.

Your car I assume?

[Craigyp79]

This thread has delivered.

[RichwiththeS2000]

Surely the BIG boss would have gotten a real M5? You must be the little boss.

[pti]

jbsportstech said:

Weigh Protein and orange fake tan diet does for you. The ring sticker has m5 in the middle of it as well lmao.

Whey*

[Krikkit]

Sorry, but that's just naff in every sense of the word.

Cheap-looking bodykitted, badged up like an M5, smoky diesel with a truly awful numberplate. For shame.

p.s. Astoundingly we've actually found a thread where it's an awful car spotted and the owner follows it!

[storminnorman]

don't disappoint the BIG BBOG, op

[lewisf182]

RichwiththeS2000 said:

Surely the BIG boss would have gotten a real M5? You must be the little boss.

Lol'd at this in the office.

Really don't see why people try to make their car look like something it's not. For the price it takes to get them to look that way they could have got a 535d probably close to an M5