Have you ever wanted to hit a car ?

[S3000]

..because they are too slow ? I thought about it, but its a bit expensive.
Perhaps i should buy a Older Car and Bump them form the back.

[MGgeordie]

'Did you ever want to hit a car', not wanted...or 'Have you ever wanted to hit a car'.

[DoctorX]

Huh?

[TX1]

I think you meant climb and drive over them, yes very often.

[hedges88]

Yes, very very often

With really slow people iv'e just been tempted to "Help Them Along" with my front bumper

Always wanted to pit-manoeuvre someone as well

Unfortunatley it's apparantley illeagal to to either, which is a pity

[jon-]

Because Plato.

[SuperchargedVR6]

Yup. Especially those morons who drive onto the roundabout when it's my right of way. You know the sort. They look you in the eye, they know it's your right of way but proceed onto the roundabout anyway with a "Yeah, F you pal" look on their face.

My first thought is usually: "I wish I had a Mad Max wagon with a snow plough attachment on the front and just ram the f'cker instead of braking". Then reality kicks in and I go about my business.

[alsem]

Daily, but like my own car more then I want to hit others

[aka_kerrly]

NO, I believe it is a self defence mechanism which prevents normal people from deliberately ploughing into cars that drive slower than we would like.

[Mattygooner]

[RobM77]

Three words for the OP: "Learn to overtake"

The speed limit is a limit, not a target, and people are entitled to drive at whatever speed they want. That said, I would then like to have the ability to safely overtake slower cars in NSLs without getting flashed (which is actually very dangerous on a dark country road) and hooted and then promptly tailgated in the next 30mph limit by the 42mph idiot, who usually has no idea about how his speed relates to his safety.

[mmm-five]

Not for going slow, but I used to consider not braking/swerving as hard as I'd need to avoid contact...just a little 'tap' to teach them a lesson/wake them up, but never done it as it's such a pain doing all the documentation/photos/admin.

Although I have used lane 4 of a 3 lane motorway once after taking avoiding action, lucky it was one of the sections with enough run-off to fit a car, and didn't have any kerb/drains.

[Mandat]

A pet hate of mine is right turning cars that block the road behind them due to their poor road positioning. I understand that it is unavoidable on narrow roads but on wider roads where car going straight could easily pass down the inside but are blocked by the arse end of the right turning car. At times, I daydram of punting them out of the way.

[Issi]

and those that pull away from lights and take minutes to creep up to 26mph.

[Matt UK]

jon- said:

Because Plato.

you like that one, don't you