The final solution... (Possible foglight content)
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I seriously don't know why this has happened before, but I think I'm some sort of inspired genius... The solution to all the foglight woes exemplified on these very pages is right before our eyes, and came to me in a flash of inspiration whilst enjoying some "me" time in the smallest room in the house this morning!
Here it is. With only 100m visibility, surely it can't be safe to travel at any more than 30mph? So - as well as activating the foglights, the switch also activates a 30mph speed limiter.
No more numpties forgetting to turn them off - as soon as fog clears as they can't acelerate, off they go. No more chav posing with foglights because they'll be slowed to a crawl. I think this may actually be a perfect idea, it's literally flawless...
Here it is. With only 100m visibility, surely it can't be safe to travel at any more than 30mph? So - as well as activating the foglights, the switch also activates a 30mph speed limiter.
No more numpties forgetting to turn them off - as soon as fog clears as they can't acelerate, off they go. No more chav posing with foglights because they'll be slowed to a crawl. I think this may actually be a perfect idea, it's literally flawless...
Indeed. Sure I read this someplace quite recently......
As an aside and on the subject of the thread title: I used to work for a company in Munich (on the Dachau Street by coincidence) and was having a thorny programming issue. The team leader, a squat, skinhead ex-army type (actually a very nice bloke) eventually started getting quite irate and came out with the unfortunate line "I demand zat you gif me ze final solution!!!" shouted at the top of his voice. I don't know how I kept a straight face.
As an aside and on the subject of the thread title: I used to work for a company in Munich (on the Dachau Street by coincidence) and was having a thorny programming issue. The team leader, a squat, skinhead ex-army type (actually a very nice bloke) eventually started getting quite irate and came out with the unfortunate line "I demand zat you gif me ze final solution!!!" shouted at the top of his voice. I don't know how I kept a straight face.
king horrendous!seeby said:
Hey timbob,while you were in small room squeezing your head, you were,nt having a bit of a telepathy moment with Quinten who came up with exactly the same idea on this page (fog lights & the final solution) at 08.36 yesterday morning, were you ? 
Seriously?! Dagnabbit...! Still, great minds and all that Edit: Just found the tread, genuinely had not seen it - spooktastic! I'm off to buy a lottery ticket!
Edited by timbob on Saturday 9th March 19:09
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