Beware of this numpty on the M62!

[MGgeordie]

Watch out for this clown, grey Audi A4, reg PK09 NXE, driving on the M62 with his Yorksire terrier ON HIS KNEE!!! I mean what a fking cocktard.....how stupid can some people be??? Yes this is really what I witnessed whilst coming off at the Oldham/Rochdale turnoff heading westbound this morning....unbelieveable!!!

So if you are the driver of this car & you think it is ok to drive on the motorway with your dog between you and the steering wheel then YOU ARE A PRICK OF THE HIGHEST ORDER & THE SOON YOU GET CAUGHT THE BETTER!!

fking tool!!!

[SLCZ3]

I"ve noticed alot of people driving with chips on their shoulders.

[Powerrr]

Op, you need some sex.

[MGgeordie]

Yer all mad you lot...haha......

PS, I won't post back for a while as I'm off to bed with wor lass....LOL!

[Garlick]

I must admit, I was expecting the issue to be a bit more severe...

[andy-xr]

Garlick said:

I must admit, I was expecting the issue to be a bit more severe...

Smoking monkey and I'd have agreed with him

[MGgeordie]

Im back!!

[Powerrr]

Pffft. Hope that included forplay and post feck fag.

[the_lone_wolf]

MGgeordie said:

PK09 NXE, driving on the M62 with his Yorksire terrier ON HIS KNEE

MGgeordie said:

YOU ARE A PRICK OF THE HIGHEST ORDER & THE SOON YOU GET CAUGHT THE BETTER!!

fking tool!!!

[yellowjack]

Powerrr said:

Op, you need some sex.

This may well be true, but as I do not know the OP I cannot possibly comment.

On the subject of pets in cars, though, he is spot-on. The place for a dog, when travelling in a car, is in the boot, behind a proper dog-guard. Or in the back seats, properly restrained so that it may not interfere with the driver's control of the vehicle.

The clown witnessed by the OP is no doubt one of these fktards who 'kisses' his flea infested rat/dog and would put the needs of his pet above the safety of other human beings. Quite obviously a twunt of the highest order.

{OP, if what Powerrr claims is true, I find the Geordie accent very pleasant. Come whisper softly in my ear, and we'll see where it goes from there }

[Monty Python]

Just wait until the airbag goes off....

[*Al*]

Probably the dog is the better driver?

[yellowjack]

Monty Python said:

Just wait until the airbag goes off....

I'd like to see THAT on YBF/Youtube!!!!

[ModernAndy]

I did once lose control of a cat while the passenger in a vehicle. I took him out his cage after visiting the vets to try and calm him down and he preceded to jump onto the dashboard and lie against the windscreen in front of the steering wheel. I was a young teenager at the time and therefore was unaware of the unintended consequences of letting a cat loose in a car. We pulled over ASAP of course.

Oh the hilarity...

[carreauchompeur]

The Crack Fox said:

Why are you telling us ? Call the local Police non-emergency number and let them seal with it.

NON-Emergency? Are you fricking mad? It was a DOG on his KNEE for fk's sake?!?!?!!!!111!!!1!!!!Wor lass!!!1

[The Wookie]

I think the OP might have rovereacted

[Shaw Tarse]

ModernAndy said:

I did once lose control of a cat while the passenger in a vehicle. I took him out his cage after visiting the vets to try and calm him down and he preceded to jump onto the dashboard and lie against the windscreen in front of the steering wheel. I was a young teenager at the time and therefore was unaware of the unintended consequences of letting a cat loose in a car. We pulled over ASAP of course.

Oh the hilarity...

It's a problem Taking the cat to the vet

[skip_1]

Where else would his guide dog sit?

[Dave^]

skip_1 said:

Where else would his guide dog sit?

On the "woof"?

[talksthetalk]

yellowjack said:

Powerrr said:

Op, you need some sex.

This may well be true, but as I do not know the OP I cannot possibly comment.

On the subject of pets in cars, though, he is spot-on. The place for a dog, when travelling in a car, is in the bootcrumple zone, behind a proper dog-guard. Or in the back seats, properly restrained so that it may not interfere with the driver's control of the vehicle.

The clown witnessed by the OP is no doubt one of these fktards who 'kisses' his flea infested rat/dog and would put the needs of his pet above the safety of other human beings. Quite obviously a twunt of the highest order.

{OP, if what Powerrr claims is true, I find the Geordie accent very pleasant. Come whisper softly in my ear, and we'll see where it goes from there }

Edited to correct