Would you buy a used Merc from...?

[LotusOmega375D]

[SiH]

Yes, but only if they promised to include a number plate with their dealer name. Or even better a big dealer sticker in the back window a la Arnold Clark!

[Hoofy]

Worried you'll have your trousers pulled down?

[veevee]

Wonder if they'd take a cheeky offer?

[Justayellowbadge]

They have a wife, you know...

[W00DY]

No, I hear they bend you over on P/X values.

[SimonV8ster]

Arse holes.

[sjc]

With a name like that I would have thought they'd be selling old Corsairs.....

[Rochellc01]

Justayellowbadge said:

They have a wife, you know...

INCONTINENTIA BUTTOCKS.

[LotusOmega375D]

Apparently the 500SEC's brown velour seats are not to be sniffed at.

[forzaminardi]

The market for classic Mercs is bottoming out...


etc.

[cobra kid]

Bet they've been round the Ring a few times.

[MadmanO/T People]

I don't know how old that cutting is but a Google search turns up nothing.

If you want to get a buttock lift in Guildford, on the other hand.........

[Face for Radio]

I bought a car from a company called 'Titty Ho,' everybody laughs and comments on my tax disc holder.

When I sell the car I'm going to keep it.

[LotusOmega375D]

MadmanO/T People said:

I don't know how old that cutting is but a Google search turns up nothing.

If you want to get a buttock lift in Guildford, on the other hand.........

My brother cut it out and put it in a letter to me postmarked 2 February 1987. The letter's just come to light again after all these years!

Imagine that... living in a world without Google or e-mail!

Edit: I've just noticed that the postmark says "AIDS. Don't die of ignorance". Sign of the times.

Edited by LotusOmega375D on Tuesday 19th March 16:36

[derin100]

I actually did puy one of their cars!!! Seriously!

We'll....second-hand anyway. Check out all of the other bics of the service receibts...there's Puttocks everywhere!

Oh Pollocks! I wish I'd had the bresence of mind to alter the rear-screen sticker accordingly!


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