A good old chuckle to end the working day

[Bradderz352]

browsing through classifieds as you do. I found this ad. Have a read. It did put a smile on my face

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230948965477?ru=http%3A%...

[Killer2005]

ad said:

I don't know if you know or not but Seat to Volkswagen is like AMG to Mercedes

[soad]

ad said:

pulls like a prostitute in a brothel

[Baryonyx]

Quite a silly advert but he is right that the Leon Cupra was far, far better than the contemporary Golf GTi!

[rev-erend]

Superb..

[OllieC]

"No withheld numbers as my Mrs does it to catch me out "

haha very good

[John87]

Funny bits aside it's interesting how he says, "It has full stamped up to date service history most are Seat main dealer" yet the photos show no services between 2008 and 2011...

[Amirhussain]

Best ad ever!
'he is selling this car and the whole contents of his house and maybe his body but this is unconfirmed'

'he asked me to put the car on here and deal with the sale of it due to him visiting wedding planners and picking pretty dresses, I said no problem just let me have first pick of the bridesmaids'

'you would trade your wife and all of your offspring just to test drive this barbarian'

'The car has road rent until the end of July this year so plenty of chances to go on pussy patrol in your local town centre'

'The car comes with drug dealer windows (very good for having your wicked way with a lady) or just selling drugs and I can confirm that they are indeed privacy glass as I pretended to get off with myself on the back seat and I had a fellow work colleague confirm that they could not see me'

[Steve Maund]

Very funny

[Lagerlout]

"Windscreen washer jets filled with the tears of Jesus (Washes away the most sinful and evil road grime."

[GuinnessMK]

Great ad.

[judas]

ad said:

Q: Would you take £2500 for the car?? Cheers Dan
A: I'm guessing that's your offer of a deposit?

[RikZS]

Now that is how to write a car ad! Superb!

[M159V8]

Well done that man!