Audi A4 Parked on Drive, keys in a London pub

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Help. My "mate" has parked his car at his home, blocking the drive. Keys are with him. At home, his mrs is trying the plastic spare key but it won't open the door.

There is a spare fob in the glove box.

So, aside from all of the obvious slagging off, any advice?

I only ask as its his round & I'm dying of thirst.

[valiant]

Wife uses a taxi.

Hubby pays for it for being an idiot.


Job jobbed.

[Aizle]

my "mate"

One of those stories eh.

So, when do you own up to it being you?

[angusfaldo]

Aizle said:

my "mate"

One of those stories eh.

So, when do you own up to it being you?

Wow. Not much gets past you does it

[Mafioso]

Why the hell is the spare fob in the glove box?! Got to be the worst place for it?

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valiant said:

Wife uses a taxi.

Hubby pays for it for being an idiot.


Job jobbed.

This is the best so far.

[fartIN'ajar]

Go round there and give his mrs a seeing to

[StottyZr]

Some kind of sequence needed to open the door? Alternatively, this sounds silly but putting the spare key in your mouth first was recommended to somebody I know when they were in the same situation. Apparently it worked I'm not sure if this was just coincidence though.

[DrDeAtH]

Worst ' I've got an Audi and am in the pub' thread ever.....

[McSam]

fartIN'ajar said:

Go round there and give his mrs a seeing to

PH points for you, good sir.

I would want to know why the wallet key doesn't open the door, though, it should do.. And yes, keeping your spare key in the glovebox is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

[Chucklehead]

Call taxi to pub.

Give taxi driver the key plus fare and send him to the house.

[DickHerpes]

fartIN'ajar said:

Go round there and give his mrs a seeing to

If anyone does decide to do this allow me room to get my car out please

[ZOLLAR]

DickHerpes said:

fartIN'ajar said:

Go round there and give his mrs a seeing to

If anyone does decide to do this allow me room to get my car out please

With a username like that I doubt anyone will want a go once you're done

[swisstoni]

valiant said:

Wife uses a taxi.

Hubby pays for it for being an idiot.


Job jobbed.

Cheapest.

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ZOLLAR said:

DickHerpes said:

fartIN'ajar said:

Go round there and give his mrs a seeing to

If anyone does decide to do this allow me room to get my car out please

With a username like that I doubt anyone will want a go once you're done

That's gotta be a

[andy43]

Chill.
Have a couple more drinks then on that fancy phone of yours try this.
You just need to find something near to home address. Wife can collect it tomorrow morning.
Taxis? Pah.

[Smiler.]

Me? Drive an Audi? How very dare you.

Thanks for the replies, proper chuckles.