can't believe what I heard today!

[smiffy180]

Well I got stuck van driver who was also stuck gave me a push out then I tried to tow him out. My clutch was smelling so decided to get out and push instead.
As I got out a woman in a bmw was stuck so I walked over to give her a push
Another woman pushing a pram walked past and said "that's what you get for being a posh bh"
Jesus christ what was that for!?

[Justayellowbadge]

smiffy180 said:

Well I got stuck van driver who was also stuck gave me a push out then I tried to tow him out. My clutch was smelling so decided to get out and push instead.
As I got out a woman in a bmw was stuck so I walked over to give her a push
Another woman pushing a pram walked past and said "that's what you get for being a posh bh"
Jesus christ what was that for!?

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

[smiffy180]

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

I'm not witty or quick enough sometimes

[m444ttb]

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

That would have been a most excellent retort!

[J4CKO]

Jesus, some people much go round in a permanent state of gnawing jealousy, and that is all it is, I am sure if pushcair mum won the lottery she wouldnt buy nice things, she would be straight out to buy a P reg Astra 1.4 Merit.

I got called a Posh tt once (Im not), I just came back, Oscar Wilde Style "It isn't that I am excessively Posh, it is that you are extremely common", when I could open my eyes again, we had a good laugh about it

[traffman]

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

That made me laugh out loud....epic retort!

[750turbo]

traffman said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

That made me laugh out loud....epic retort!

Good job that he is not a Mod in here, God knows what would happen to this place!

[hairyben]

Justayellowbadge said:

smiffy180 said:

Well I got stuck van driver who was also stuck gave me a push out then I tried to tow him out. My clutch was smelling so decided to get out and push instead.
As I got out a woman in a bmw was stuck so I walked over to give her a push
Another woman pushing a pram walked past and said "that's what you get for being a posh bh"
Jesus christ what was that for!?

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

Or pointed at the bimm and gone "thats what you get if you're smart enough to use contraception..."

[Buff Mchugelarge]

I was labelled 'Posh' by my family and friends when I had had my 'Posh' BMW.

E36 323i coupe I paid £300 for!


I think limited intelligence manifests itself in some as jealousy.

We can but smile and wave

[P Nuts]

what a stupid jealous bint, must have a serious chip on her shoulder, shouldve also with the above sugestion ask what car she has on benefits, if her house is her own, and how often the 'father' to her chavvy gets in touch.. that should even things out.

[g3org3y]

smiffy180 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

I'm not witty or quick enough sometimes

Always the way!

[007 VXR]

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have looked at the pram and said 'That's what you get for being a common slag'.

[AlpineWhite]

That's the worst thing about BMW ownership; other people hate you.

[SMGB]

The C2 Ds think that anyone who has done better in life than them has just aquired everything effortlessly through inherired wealth. I have learnt to live with it over the years, the reason they are at the bottom of the heap is because they are dumb so by definition you cant tell them anything.
Personally I dont think I'm posh or rich, but some see me that way.
BTW who defined repartee as the answer you think of when it's just too late?

[tali1]

AlpineWhite said:

That's the worst thing about BMW ownership; other people hate you.

But with some many BMWs on the roads the "other people" are a rarity!

[Face for Radio]

AlpineWhite said:

That's the worst thing about BMW ownership; other people hate you.

Judging by the major league tt I came across yesterday in a 123d, it is the owners that make people hate them,

[peter pan]

Was out in the Seven, going slowly in traffic down the local high street, when a kid with his mum (and what looked 4 other siblings with the youngest in a buggy) said look at that car mum!.
Mum replies its just a silly sportscar, with a silly man in it who is destroying the planet.
Which whilst not being far from the truth (at least as far as the silly man bit!) I felt deserved a bit of a reply.
I said to to her, if those kids are all yours, then it is you who is destroying the planet, The human population is growing at rates between 218 thousand and 345 thousand per day, and unless your kids dont want to eat, drink, be entertained and live in a house, then you have added four more to what is really destroying the planet. She gave me an odd look (like she had just s**t herself) and then just hurried off. Just that look, made my day!

[chrisgtx]

peter pan said:

Was out in the Seven, going slowly in traffic down the local high street, when a kid with his mum (and what looked 4 other siblings with the youngest in a buggy) said look at that car mum!.
Mum replies its just a silly sportscar, with a silly man in it who is destroying the planet.
Which whilst not being far from the truth (at least as far as the silly man bit!) I felt deserved a bit of a reply.
I said to to her, if those kids are all yours, then it is you who is destroying the planet, The human population is growing at rates between 218 thousand and 345 thousand per day, and unless your kids dont want to eat, drink, be entertained and live in a house, then you have added four more to what is really destroying the planet. She gave me an odd look (like she had just s**t herself) and then just hurried off. Just that look, made my day!

As a 'non parent' i just love that!

[g3org3y]

chrisgtx said:

peter pan said:

Was out in the Seven, going slowly in traffic down the local high street, when a kid with his mum (and what looked 4 other siblings with the youngest in a buggy) said look at that car mum!.
Mum replies its just a silly sportscar, with a silly man in it who is destroying the planet.
Which whilst not being far from the truth (at least as far as the silly man bit!) I felt deserved a bit of a reply.
I said to to her, if those kids are all yours, then it is you who is destroying the planet, The human population is growing at rates between 218 thousand and 345 thousand per day, and unless your kids dont want to eat, drink, be entertained and live in a house, then you have added four more to what is really destroying the planet. She gave me an odd look (like she had just s**t herself) and then just hurried off. Just that look, made my day!

As a 'non parent' i just love that!

Abortion is green. Might not be SFW (but is hilarious).

[mrfunex]

Arrived at petrol station, in a 911 turbo, playing some Pink Floyd.

Got called a Chav.