Often slated on PH, but why?
Often slated on PH, but why?
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300bhp/ton

Original Poster:

41,030 posts

221 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Last week I was stuck in traffic behind a "new" VW Beetle. No, not the brand new version, but the 1997-2010 version.

I've always known about these, but not really given them much thought. But while sat in traffic I came to the opinion that actually it's quite a good looking and well proportioned car.

I know that on mass PH seems to hate these, but why?

Surely if you don't need the maximum luggage space of a Golf, then the Beetle is better looking and more fun to own? This has to apply to all of the VAG vehicles built on this platform, barring the Audi TT the Beetle is easily the best looking and most characterful.

I admit that none of these cars on this platform are probably all that exciting to drive, but that doesn't make it any more of a negative against only the Beetle.

The only real downer I have with the Beetle is the dreadfully dull interior. Such a shame when the outside looks so fresh and interesting with lots of great design features.


Anyone else maybe have a secret appreciation for the 2nd coming of the VW bug?

Edited by 300bhp/ton on Monday 25th March 11:44

StottyZr

6,860 posts

194 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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I get the impression a Beetle is like a hangbag, an accessory.

Didn't they do a track focused version that wasn't particularly good? Beetle RSI IIRC

Contigo

3,141 posts

240 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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A Proper Girls car or one for the "Metrosexuals"

Monkeylegend

29,569 posts

262 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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It comes with a vase of plastic flowers attached to the dashboard.

300bhp/ton

Original Poster:

41,030 posts

221 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Monkeylegend said:
It comes with a vase of plastic flowers attached to the dashboard.
Or doubles up as a cigar holder hehe

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

188 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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It's not just PH, you'll struggle to find enthusiasm for them anywhere.

Fartgalen

6,935 posts

238 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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What's stopping you ? Swap the Camaro for one !

B.J.W

5,877 posts

246 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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300, sometimes I agree with things you say; sometimes I don't, but on this particular occasion I sincerely believe that you are on drugs biggrin

When you have come down and read your opening post you will understand why I have typed this.

P.S - can you get me some wink

Monkeylegend

29,569 posts

262 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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300bhp/ton said:
Monkeylegend said:
It comes with a vase of plastic flowers attached to the dashboard.
Or doubles up as a cigar holder hehe
Seriously though I think the retro look has "aged" very quickly. It was a fad a few years ago but doesn't really appeal,if you liked the original. Tha same applies to the S type Jag as well.

Herbs

5,132 posts

260 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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My partner had one when we were together and it was a horrid thing. The pedals were offset slightly which meant twisting your knee to reach them and gave both of us really bad knee ache for the duration of ownership and a few months afterwards.

t is also impossible to place the car on the road as cannot see any of the four corners so low speed parking etc is a nightmare.

It is also as aerodynamic as a brick and a fully grown adult can fall asleep on the dashboard. smile

Edited by Herbs on Monday 25th March 12:21

Dan_1981

18,128 posts

230 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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A brand new one has been parking in our car park for the last week or so - the new shape I have to say was quite nice.

Could someone pass me my manbag?

Monkeylegend

29,569 posts

262 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Does anybody know if they still come with the flowers?

deltashad

6,731 posts

228 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Are you serious? 300 its time to man the fk up.

Its ok too have these occcasional moments of unclarity but please leave it at that. I mean would you... really.

It has a freaking flower pot as standard.

Monkeylegend

29,569 posts

262 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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deltashad said:
Are you serious? 300 its time to man the fk up.

It has a freaking flower pot as standard.
Ahem.........

squareflops

1,898 posts

214 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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I assumed this thread would be a self reflective one.

It was about Beetles frown

BorkFactor

7,278 posts

189 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Are they the ones that had the unbelievably long dashboard and it looked like the driver was sitting very far back in the car?

Never really thought about them, but certainly not something I would even consider buying.

muppets_mate

835 posts

247 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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squareflops said:
I assumed this thread would be a self reflective one.

It was about Beetles frown
hehe



J4CKO

47,049 posts

231 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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300, the only acceptable way for a PHer to drive one of these is a bog spec looking one that has had a TT drivetrain swap and is now sporting a 400 bhp BAM engine.

I have to say that the new one almost looks passable, more like a slightly more upright Mk1 TT, I can sort of agree that the first ones can look ok in the right colour, black ones, dropped a little on some decent wheels can look ok, it isnt a completely hopeless case.

I reckon that if a chap got one, he would get more lady action, as inevitably they will either think you are gay and want to take you shopping and make you listen to their relationship drivel or a bit of a free spirit, doesnt care kind of thing, whereas some guys buy Imprezas, TVR's and other blokey cars, and sure enough it makes you attractive, to other blokes who want to talk knock sensors and outriggers, not to women, they generally, well certainly with the Impreza will think you are a mummies boy IT bod who still lives with your parents or a doorman. It is a bit like getting a big tough looking dog, women give you a wide birth so Titan/Tyson doesnt eat Fifi Trixibelle, her little handbag rat, get something small and scruffy and they will come up to chat.

See, you are all getting it wrong, get a beetle and a Poodle and you will be beating of the ladies with faeces infused stick !


poprock

1,987 posts

232 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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That enormous dashboard top puts me right off. Even as a passenger in them it makes me feel uncomfortable.

If it wasn’t for that, there’d be nothing particularly offensive about the modern Beetles.

I wonder about visibility a little bit—I see a lot of them with scuffed bumpers at the corners and wonder whether that shows that the shape makes it hard to judge where the extremities are.

deltashad

6,731 posts

228 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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J4CKO said:
I reckon that if a chap got one, he would get more lady action, as inevitably they will either think you are gay and want to take you shopping and make you listen to their relationship drivel or a bit of a free spirit
Quite. Mumsnet is a good forum nowadays so I hear...