I have a gift for my local council
I have a gift for my local council
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Exige S

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157 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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[Small Rant]

fk you very much Cheshire East council for letting the roads on my commute become so like the face of the moon that I have to buy yet another new wheel and tyre, the 4th in 3 years. You may dutifully suck my balls.

I'm not talking about potholes, I'm talking about the actual road surface being utterly absent in places and the state of the shoulder of the road being so poor that in some cases new "holes" appear on a daily basis, and there are literally hundreds of them.

Now and again you'll send out some obese, bacon sandwich eating retard who, once finished "reading" the Daily Tits will will lazily shovel a heap of tarmac into a hole, whilst blissfully ignoring the 99 other holes within 300 yards on the same road. It's always good to see my tax dollars put to such efficient use.

[/Small Rant]

HannsG

3,135 posts

165 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Makes me rage OP

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

210 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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8/10 a small but efficient rant.

As a driver of older cars with small standard wheels and comfy sized tyre profiles ie the standard 13" wheels on my capri this is not a problem.

Robb F

4,614 posts

202 months

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

195 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Fiesta zetec s?

Exige S

Original Poster:

157 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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nagsheadwarrior said:
8/10 a small but efficient rant.

As a driver of older cars with small standard wheels and comfy sized tyre profiles ie the standard 13" wheels on my capri this is not a problem.
Trust me, even without "low profile" tyres in the modern sense, there are some whopper holes round here. Until recently there was a pothole local to me that must have been 10" deep - I'm not joking. The sil filled it in but it's opening up again.

The joy.

Exige S

Original Poster:

157 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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BOBTEE said:
Fiesta zetec s?
Correct, you win a broken wheel.

kamilb1998

2,221 posts

208 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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I've always reported serious potholes or damage to road surfaces to fillthathole.co.uk and they've always been repaired, albeit sometimes poorly, within a week or so.

Exige S

Original Poster:

157 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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kamilb1998 said:
I've always reported serious potholes or damage to road surfaces to fillthathole.co.uk and they've always been repaired, albeit sometimes poorly, within a week or so.
Quite.

The process follows thusly:

Fall into hole so deep it has it's own atmosphere
Report said hole
Council fix hole (badly) ignoring the 3749283479283479287349823749832428938949234928374 other holes within visual range of feckless hole filler. Just fix the fking road, is it that hard? I mean really, A ROAD, and invention that has been around in various forms since 4000BC and these dheads can't even fix it. I actually PAY THESE aholeS council tax, makes me wonder who the real fking idiot is.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,918 posts

247 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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You wanna try living in my South Coast city then...

In addition to my ridiculously high council tax bill, the thieving gits decided it was acceptable to unilaterally DOUBLE the rateable value of my business premises, and add a levy on top for their silly 'Business Improvement' scheme, which did none of the sort.

Delighted at their legalised theft from me, which rendered my tiny business close to bankruptcy, with no means to appeal (other than the useless appeals process through themselves which, surprise surprise, ended in failure - surely this must be illegal?) they continue to ignore and pretend that the state of the main roads into and out of the city centre is classed as acceptable to anybody. Some of the potholes need to be seen to be beleived - it really is getting to the point that a 4x4 is the only suitable vehicle to access town in now!

Anyway, the punchline - despite all this, they deemed that it was a good decision to spend money on repairing and renovating a 100 year-old disused railway viaduct in order to create a cycle path into the town centre, from a random location some 3 miles outside of town, that isn't really on what you'd call an obvious route.

The cost to me and other victims of legalised extortion?

A cool 1 million pounds.

Go figure.


Daston

6,154 posts

234 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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That is utter crap chap!

I was watching a news report the other day about this and they talked to a local garage who was fitting new wheels to a Jag XK-S apparently the wheels cost "1000 each" good old BBC lol.

Dosnt help you I know but at least you shouldn't get a garage trying to bend you over smile

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

249 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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What's the profile on those Fiesta wheels? They're not exactly rubber bands!

Exige S

Original Poster:

157 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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MarkRSi said:
What's the profile on those Fiesta wheels? They're not exactly rubber bands!
205/40 ZR17.

Jimshorts

154 posts

177 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Have you complained to this fella?
It's his fault...

http://moderngov.cheshireeast.gov.uk/ecminutes/mgU...

skeggysteve

5,724 posts

248 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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I've used http://www.fixmystreet.com/ a couple of times.

The potholes always get filled in within a couple of days but it just appears to be a quick fix rather than a proper repair.

The best one was a drain cover, the big cast iron ones, that was being dislodged be lorries going over it on a rural road.
The council sent a man & van very quickly (about 4 hour IIRC).
The man put a couple of bollard around it which obviously got, very quickly, sent into the field!
They did a bodge (throw some stuff in and run over it with the van) repair a few days later that lasted a couple of hour.

The easiest money to spend is someone elses - but why not spend MY money on fixing the road properly?

normalbloke

9,003 posts

250 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Exige S said:
205/40 ZR17.
Kumho ditch finders?

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

221 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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There were some whoppers in all three lanes on the M1 near Northampton on Sunday morning!

I couldn't believe what I was seeing tbh.


tjob

782 posts

182 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Exige S said:
205/40 ZR17.
You do know that ford has acknowledged a problem with their zetec S wheels, don't you? They're very flimsy, my brother had one replaced under warranty after he hit a pot hole...

Give it a go, they don't shout about it obviously but they do know it's their problem

andy43

13,319 posts

285 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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Exige S said:
BOBTEE said:
Fiesta zetec s?
Correct, you win a broken wheel.
Try going to your local paper - a nice presentation ceremony of said bent wheel to your local councillor will be newsworthy. Especially if you offer to fill his hole with it.

GrizzlyBear

1,108 posts

166 months

Monday 25th March 2013
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What really gets me is the council always seem have enough resource and money to add more speed bumps. furious

For the last few years I have worked out which line to take to avoid pothholes, but it's getting so bad that I have to pick which bumps to hit beacuse there are so many you can't avoid them.

So does anyone know where we come in the European rubbish road surface league?