Is Volvo set to become the next "C**K" brand!?
Is Volvo set to become the next "C**K" brand!?
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y2blade

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56,322 posts

246 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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woohoo It would appear the cocks are leaving Audi for Volvo. woohoo

hehe

Charlie Michael

2,753 posts

215 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Does that mean that M&S is set to become the new Oakley? hehe

Big Fat Fatty

3,315 posts

187 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Nah, you're not off the hook yet Blade, that looks more chav than c**k.

Contigo

3,141 posts

240 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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I think any car sporting that lot would label you as a "Cock"

Manicminer

12,715 posts

228 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Yep, that RS badge is truly hideous.

Tuvra

7,927 posts

256 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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I would definitely colour code the spoiler and bonnet scoop...

Bluebarge

4,519 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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I think that's intended to be humorous. Can't see anything wrong it myself.

And seeing how Audis are driven these days, no, I think you'll be the whipping boys for some time yet. smile

George7

1,130 posts

181 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Love the 'SPORT' on the rear window quarter, subtle.

E30Addict

825 posts

203 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Only if you buy into, and blindly regurgitate, the bullst spouted on TG that an entire brand is driven by cocks.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

235 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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I was more thinking Seat are the next cock brand

JustDerv

296 posts

239 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Oh jeez, please no!! I've just sold my Audi and bought a Volvo to replace it....

ewenm

28,506 posts

276 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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E30Addict said:
Only if you buy into, and blindly regurgitate, the bullst spouted on TG that an entire brand is driven by cocks.
Maybe it's TopGear that is the cock-brand...

callyman

3,196 posts

243 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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y2blade said:
It would appear the cocks are leaving Audi for Volvo. woohoo

hehe
The biggest ones own both. hippy

Endorphin

101 posts

207 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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There's a risk for them, sure. Not because of the old S60 with a 747 wing on the bootlid. But because they're making some nice looking cars that will appeal to more people, and then trying to be all confident with b*****ks like this ad, telling me - shouting at me - that "it's me" (well, actually it says, "it's you", but you see what I mean).

How do they know me? Just a bit c**k-ish behaviour from Volvo (I expect better of them). Volvo, NO! Stop it now. You're making some decent looking motors now so why get all arrogant about it, as that's a sure-fire way to Cocksville. It's b*llsh*t advertising.

It's not clever, it's not confident. It's sad. And c**k-like behaviour.