Car (Skoda) Jokes

[stormy22]

OK, lets have them.....

It's been a while since I heard a good car joke.

I'm sure you'd heard them and shared before but it's been a long time and I think we should have them aired.

I'll start:

Why do Skoda's have rear heated windows?

To keep your hands warm when you are pushing them.

Haaaaaa *cough*

OK, over to you............................

[trickywoo]

Whats the difference between driving a Skoda and putting your hand up Kylie's jumper?

You feel a bigger tit in the Skoda.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Skoda?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

[Justin Cyder]

I've just crashed my Fabia, there's jam & cream everwhere.

[Dr Interceptor]

I've just bought the new 16 valve Skoda


.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

[Riley Blue]

Is it school holiday time again?
<Looks at calendar>
Yup...!

[rolando]

What do you call a drophead Skoda?

A skip

[MGZRod]

I have a good joke.


Vauxhall Corsa

[sparkyhx]

jeez, those all come from the Skoda Estelle days. when they were relevant, not now.

Even in the old days they were regularly trashing the competition in rallying.

[anonymous-user]

What do you call a Skoda full of food? A Lada.

[Kentish]

sparkyhx said:

those all come from the Skoda Estelle days. when they were relevant, not now.

I didn't see the Sponge Cake advert back in the 80s!

[Big Al.]

Jokes automotive or otherwise here please.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...