some photoshop help please

[m555]

Not a funny picture, i'm afraid.
just the coupe wheels in the first picture, would like to see what they may look like in the estate of the other picture, thanks!

[Papa Hotel]

I'm seeing more and more people asking for free design work these days and it's really starting to piss me off.

Do you think I spent all these years learning my trade to do you free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune employing talented, experienced designers to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on Macs and software to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on rent, rates, insurances, tax etc to do your free work? - NO

Do you think we just push a few buttons on a Mac and out pops a fully formed, considered, researched, perfectly designed, scalable brand that takes into account your product, service, market sector, target audience without even a brief? - NO

Design is a skill that takes time to perfect not a worthless commodity so don't treat it like one. If something is worth having it's worth paying for.

[m555]

can you do it for an empty packet of tayto and some spirit level bubbles i have lying around?

[Papa Hotel]

m555 said:

can you do it for an empty packet of tayto and some spirit level bubbles i have lying around?

Make it a full pack of Tayto Smokey Bacon and you've got a deal.

[silvagod]

HTH

[Papa Hotel]

silvagod said:

HTH

That is precisely what he asked for.

[m555]

thanks but can you get them all in silvagod?

[s p a c e m a n]

[mikebradford]

classic, i would have expected no less

[m555]

s p a c e m a n said:

that is pathetic, wheels are not even straight! maybe it has rear wheel steering?!

[Badabing]

Papa Hotel said:

I'm seeing more and more people asking for free design work these days and it's really starting to piss me off.

Do you think I spent all these years learning my trade to do you free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune employing talented, experienced designers to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on Macs and software to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on rent, rates, insurances, tax etc to do your free work? - NO

Do you think we just push a few buttons on a Mac and out pops a fully formed, considered, researched, perfectly designed, scalable brand that takes into account your product, service, market sector, target audience without even a brief? - NO

Design is a skill that takes time to perfect not a worthless commodity so don't treat it like one. If something is worth having it's worth paying for.

It's hardly difficult design work. Every Tom, Dick and Harry can do simple Photoshop work these days.

Anyway I'd help but I can't be arsed lol It's the bank holiday and there is no way Im turning on my desktop. Everyone loves a piss take photoshop thread.

[extraT]

Papa Hotel said:

I'm seeing more and more people asking for free design work these days and it's really starting to piss me off.

Do you think I spent all these years learning my trade to do you free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune employing talented, experienced designers to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on Macs and software to do your free work? - NO

Do you think I spend a fortune on rent, rates, insurances, tax etc to do your free work? - NO

Do you think we just push a few buttons on a Mac and out pops a fully formed, considered, researched, perfectly designed, scalable brand that takes into account your product, service, market sector, target audience without even a brief? - NO

Design is a skill that takes time to perfect not a worthless commodity so don't treat it like one. If something is worth having it's worth paying for.

Topics Papa Hotel has started in which he asked for help or free advice....

Half an hour until she comes home. What will I do?
E46 brake problems, has anyone got any advice?
Viking River Cruises. Anyone done one?

You could have:

Done the bloody housework
Gone to a mechanics
Called a travel agent

But as people took the time to help you, and this is a nice place, you could help the guy out....

(PS, GIMP is free and can be used on a PC's....)

[Papa Hotel]

fking newbies.

[m555]

Badabing said:

Everyone loves a piss take photoshop thread.

I do.

[m555]

extraT said:

Topics Papa Hotel has started in which he asked for help or free advice....

Half an hour until she comes home. What will I do?
E46 brake problems, has anyone got any advice?
Viking River Cruises. Anyone done one?

You could have:

Done the bloody housework
Gone to a mechanics
Called a travel agent

But as people took the time to help you, and this is a nice place, you could help the guy out....

(PS, GIMP is free and can be used on a PC's....)

LOL

[Papa Hotel]

• sighs*

I wish I hadn't bothered...

The rant I posted was a copy of one posted by a disgruntled graphic designer in a previous thread.

I posted it as a joke. Just for a laugh.

[s p a c e m a n]

Ah has no one done this for you yet? It's taken so long that crap quality peugeot red paint has oxidised

[Blib]

Papa Hotel said:

*sighs*

I wish I hadn't bothered...

The rant I posted was a copy of one posted by a disgruntled graphic designer in a previous thread.

I posted it as a joke. Just for a laugh.

I laughed.

[Papa Hotel]

Blib said:

I laughed.

No sympathy laughs, the moment has gone.

[Blib]

Papa Hotel said:

Blib said:

I laughed.

No sympathy laughs, the moment has gone.

Kudos for squirreling that quote away .