Project ideas - modifying an uncool car without going Barry
Project ideas - modifying an uncool car without going Barry
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Flamin eck

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2 posts

156 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Right, I'm new here but I've known about Pistonheads for ages. I'm not new to modifying cars having owned around 20 or so in my life (I'm 38) and most of them modified to a greater or lesser extent.

Anyway, I've had a bit of an argument with a work colleague about typical Barry Boy cars and how the modifications often make the car look horrendous. Picking up Fast Car and looking at the cover I can see that things have improved in recent years but there are still plenty of bad modifications out there.

Anyway, the upshot of all this is that I've bet that I can turn any car into something which looks pretty cool, no matter what it is. I'm so convinced that I will be using it as my daily driver. I therefore have some criteria but the main one is that the starting material must be uncool. The more horrendous the better. Criteria as follows:

1. Must be cheap - need to complete the project for less than £1000.
2. Must be reasonably economical (daily driver you see). I may go LPG and fit a bigger engine / turbo it at some stage.
3. Must be reliable so nothing too old.

And that's it. Suggestions gratefully received. Thus far I'm thinking about a Suzuki Wagon R, Perodua Kelisa or Kenari, or perhaps a Proton Persona.

Darren156

566 posts

218 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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My first thought would maybe be to get a more well known car that can be modified more easily and has more parts available?

Aidancky

243 posts

164 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Lowered, with nice wheels and subtle touches like debadging, fixing any neglected parts.


MarJay

2,180 posts

201 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Hyundai Accent is a good call. Preferably in Yellow. They actually scrub up well with a small boot spoiler and some decent rims.

Something 'boxy' like a Perodua or something is a no go. you need something that has some sort of aesthetic redeeming feature, even if it is that it looks vaguely like a small Mk5 Escort (accent).

ImpossiblyDaft

399 posts

207 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Proton Personas are old Mitsubishi Lancers, aren't they? I think you can see where I'm going with this...

Snowboy

8,028 posts

177 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Any car?
Surely the guy you had the bet with should be allowed to choose the car.


Mikeyplum

1,646 posts

195 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Volvo 340, lowered with some rally spots on the front.

Job Jobbed.

Flamin eck

Original Poster:

2 posts

156 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Guys, you're missing the point. Easy to modify is not what I'm after. It's got to be an ugly car which doesn't normally enter the head of a modifier. Whilst the guy could choose, he's not that into cars and I want to pick a car that he would instantly agree is very difficult to make look cool. Think of things like Lada Samaras, but not one of those as they're rare and unreliable.

Steve_F

877 posts

220 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Last week's SOTW

Darren156

566 posts

218 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Why are you bothering...? laugh

Mikeyplum

1,646 posts

195 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Flamin eck said:
Guys, you're missing the point. Easy to modify is not what I'm after. It's got to be an ugly car which doesn't normally enter the head of a modifier. Whilst the guy could choose, he's not that into cars and I want to pick a car that he would instantly agree is very difficult to make look cool. Think of things like Lada Samaras, but not one of those as they're rare and unreliable.
See my post above.

A Volvo 340 isn't the most attractive of cars, but with a little fettling, can look pretty cool.

Triumph Man

9,498 posts

194 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Flamin eck said:
Guys, you're missing the point. Easy to modify is not what I'm after. It's got to be an ugly car which doesn't normally enter the head of a modifier. Whilst the guy could choose, he's not that into cars and I want to pick a car that he would instantly agree is very difficult to make look cool. Think of things like Lada Samaras, but not one of those as they're rare and unreliable.
Dare I say it, because I quite like them, the Rover 75.

ETA: If uprated with ZT suspension, the 75 will handle very well (apparently). IMO this would make an ideal "surprise" car. Nobody expects these things to be driven quickly. I'm unsure how easy it is to uprate the 2.5 V6 to 190bhp as found in the ZT 190, but I'm guessing it's possible.

Edited by Triumph Man on Monday 17th June 18:03

900T-R

20,406 posts

283 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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I'd go along the lines of that Lotus-fettled Lada that Top Gear did many moons ago smile

CraigyMc

18,355 posts

262 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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deltashad

6,731 posts

223 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Chevrolet kalos or lacetti. The lacetti can probably be made to look half decent. They're very cheap.

ZetecSSS

47 posts

156 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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How's about a Ford Mondeo Estate Zetec S? I may be slightly biased here, but I've had loads of fun with mine... 2.5l N/A engine isn't sluggish and I've had a quad exit PowerFlow exhaust fitted from the cat-back...

Sounds pretty cool (not too Barry!) and is ultra practical!

McFarnsworth

284 posts

175 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Fiat Multipla
PT Cruiser (as soon as you add pretty much anything to these it turns into an instant barrymobile, so quite the challenge)
Citroen C3
Honda Jazz

DanielSan

19,907 posts

193 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Volvo 740 Estate, and here's some inspiration.



lightthefuse

426 posts

198 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Steve_F said:
Last week's SOTW
Wins the thread... DO IT!!!

micawrx

280 posts

186 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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a theory running with my mates for 20 years is that any car looks cool lowered with appropriately larger wheels...

Photoshop challenge anyone.

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Edited by micawrx on Monday 17th June 18:12