All-New 2014 Mini Cooper S
All-New 2014 Mini Cooper S
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esvcg

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874 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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SURPRISED FACE!

It's horrendous. They'll sell stloads.

AFC1886

3,520 posts

180 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Has the bloke in the top pic just shoved something up it's tailpipe!?

PumpkinSteve

4,251 posts

186 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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The styling has an awkward look to it.

Baryonyx

18,290 posts

189 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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God, what a horrific front end! Makes the current Cooper S look great!

Fire99

9,868 posts

259 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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It has a bit of a 'Carp' face. frown

seumasbeathan

71 posts

160 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Looks pretty garsh to me :/

B17NNS

18,506 posts

277 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Fire99 said:
It has a bit of a 'Carp' face. frown
Just thinking that.

Might be a bad angle but it's fking ugly.

famfarrow

812 posts

184 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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hmmm, looks rather long to me, nice to see they are sticking to the 'mini' part of the name.....

jimmy156

3,834 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Thing is when the current MINI came out i thought it was a step back from the original new MINI, but now i think the original looks dated and much prefer the current one.

This does look awkward to me (from those crappy pics) but it may quickly date the current model.

tbc

3,017 posts

205 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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MINI taking design cues from a toddlers wobbly bottom lip

it looks like it's a few seconds away from a temper tantrum

RosscoPCole

3,630 posts

204 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Why?

Is it really necessary for manufacturers to bring a brand new version out every five years or so?
The original BMW MINI still looks fine and a lot better than this abomination. Why not just update the mechanicals and interiors if needed. Its seems that car manufacturers are developing the next model as before the previous one has been launched.

Wrathalanche

696 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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The top half and bottom half of that bumper look as if they were designed by different blind people. Quite glad - means I'll stay happy with my current one for a few years to come.

Slashmb

414 posts

287 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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I'm on my 3rd MINI so I obviously like them and I have tried to stick up for the brand before on here, but that front end is so ugly it's beyond words. Is it about to throw up? I suspect the colour is not helping for the orange one.

The first MINI launched in 2001 still looks modern to me now. I think it has aged so well. I look at my current Clubman Cooper S and can't believe it's nearly 6 years old. I suspect I'll be keeping it a while longer now...

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

234 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Thats had a good hard thrashing from the ugly stick

M159V8

2,540 posts

176 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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esvcg said:
You cannot be serious. It looks like a fking tonka toy.

joebongo

1,517 posts

205 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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It has so little in common with a real mini it's farcical.

There's plenty of other small pointless bling mobiles now though, meh it's so cack I can't be arsed to finish my sentence.

kambites

71,565 posts

251 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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Hmm, in styling terms it seems to be a case of "change purely for the sake of change". I never much liked the styling of the other MINIs, but that front bumper is awful.

ash123456

23 posts

160 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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My eyes!!!!!!!!! :O

What the hell is happening to cars now?

Most of the latest cars look horrible. A few examples that I hate the look of:



they ruined the fiesta by sticking an aston grill on it





Compare the current RRS to the new one:




Disco You

3,749 posts

210 months

Tuesday 2nd July 2013
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hornetrider said:
It's horrendous. They'll sell stloads.
This.