Car drives into chip shop

[robinessex]

Happened before, lots of YouTube vids. Just remember, the middle peddle is he brake!! Probably find the occupents were +80 !!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-234...

[Track Rod]

Did the driver get battered?

[andyiley]

If that is a chip on his windscreen I can see, he will need to go to Autoglass.

[Captain Muppet]

robinessex said:

Happened before, lots of YouTube vids. Just remember, the middle peddle is he brake!! Probably find the occupents were +80 !!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-234...

You have an amazing writing style. I can almost hear the breathless excitement.

[CrispyMK]

How cod he have managed that. Let's just hope he gets a pukka repair done on his car otherwise it'll always look old and battered.

It'll all be forgotten tomorrow, todays news is tomorrow's chip paper.........oh.

[funkyrobot]

Had the driver been on the sauce?

I bet the shop owner wasn't peased.

I guess the driver lost his focus.

Did he mistake it for a drive thru?

[S10GTA]

What a Pollock

[robinessex]

Captain Muppet said:

You have an amazing writing style. I can almost hear the breathless excitement.

That's what happens with years of writing aircraft stress reports. The facts without emotion.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MuZiZZle]

"watch this"

[barmonkey]

Must have lost control trying to get into his parking plaice. A complete fluke that left him floundering in the fish shop window.

More reason for people to carp on about the safety of automatics and the tendency of drivers to mackerel mess of people's property by hitting the wrong pedal.

[GAjon]

barmonkey said:

Must have lost control trying to get into his parking plaice. A complete fluke that left him floundering in the fish shop window.

More reason for people to carp on about the safety of automatics and the tendency of drivers to mackerel mess of people's property by hitting the wrong pedal.

What a load of cod.

[barmonkey]

The fact that no one was injured warms the cockles of your heart though

[marsred]

Should have taken the horse.

[JagXJR]

funkyrobot said:

Had the driver been on the sauce?

I bet the shop owner wasn't peased.

I guess the driver lost his focus.

[m44kts]

I bet the owner of the Focus was hoping it wouldn't get publicised, then just to rub salt, (and vinegar) into the wound, it's on the BBC website!








Sorry, that was terrible I know!

[Hoofy]

Not the best plaice to park. Although, for getting in and out quickly, it is effishent.

Edited by Hoofy on Tuesday 23 July 12:50

[VinceFox]

FISH.

[DeolTheBeast]

Looks like he'd had(dock) enough for one day!

[omgus]

Gentleman please, this is serious and it's no plaice for puns!

[Boydie88]

Does the car come with a FiSH?