Stripper Scent...

[krunchkin]

My car now smells like a freshly wiped down Poledancers pole. Almost makes up for not being able to buy Feu Orange anymore...

[s3fella]

They really do smell lovely........and so soft too!! Hahahahahaha.

[krunchkin]

It's "evocative" , as the label on the back says.

[4lf4-155]

Purchased from?

[anonymous-user]

Feu Orange was the best, you had to pierce with the pin to let the aroma flow into the cardboard! Mmmmmmm.

[krunchkin]

It's by Chemical Guys - as you can see on the bottle. Just bought a bunch of their stuff from http://www.detailedclean.co.uk - including what is, for my money, the best wax I've ever used - Butter Wet Wax. The Stripper Scent was out of stock for ages, including on Chemical Guys own site, but I guess a new shipment of Pole-scent has arrived! I had to try it...

[James91mr2]

Haha the video on their website is brilliant

This is the smell of success!

[James91mr2]

Haha the video on their website is brilliant

This is the smell of success!

[Mr Happy]

So what does it actually smell of?

£10 is a bit excessive if it only smells of baby oil and stale spunk.

[krunchkin]

Hard to say - smells sort of sweet, sleazy, perfume - but in a good way. Certainly not an unpleasant pong, and no stale jizz in the undernotes.

[MX7]

Is this just a re-bottled failed perfume? Tramp?

[krunchkin]

this guy explains it better..

http://www.detailedclean.co.uk/air-fresheners/chem...

[krunchkin]

MX7 said:

Is this just a re-bottled failed perfume? Tramp?

it doesn't smell like some awful, sharp, cheap perfume. Its quite a soft, scuzzy, porno kind of smell. Hints of baby oil and clean flange.

[MX7]

krunchkin said:

this guy explains it better..

http://www.detailedclean.co.uk/air-fresheners/chem...

"The perfect potion derived from that ooh-so familiar scent you simply will not smell anywhere else."

Yeah, that clears it up!

[krunchkin]

Strip clubs do have a fairly unique whiff, erm, so I'm told by friends.

[s p a c e m a n]

Sweat and vodka? The worst thing that ever happened to strip clubs was the smoking ban, the smell of bensons used to mask the smell of the girls

[soad]

krunchkin said:

Strip clubs do have a fairly unique whiff, erm, so I'm told by friends.

Should visit one, for the research purposes! Just leave your credit card at home.

[rhinochopig]

Mr Happy said:

So what does it actually smell of?

£10 is a bit excessive if it only smells of baby oil and stale spunk.

If that's your thing then you need Eau De Griffage

[GG89]

15 quid with VAT and postage. No thanks.

[krunchkin]

Cheaper than a stripper. Unless you're down Browns in Shoreditch.