Why does anyone buy a Corsa?
Why does anyone buy a Corsa?
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MiniMan64

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19,516 posts

221 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Had a bit of a shock this weekend. The in laws are down visiting and I've spent two days driving their car, it has not been a pleasant experience.

It's a 1.4 Corsa, new shaped one, and it is truly AWFUL. It might be the worst car I've ever driven and I've driven (and owned) some pretty shoddy jalopies over the years. The seating is uncomfortable, the steering wooly and slow, its small inside, theres no headroom and it is sooooo slow, I've no idea what the 0-60 time is but I have a feeling if you put more than 2 people in it you wouldn't be able to even reach 60.

Not sure how old the 1.4 unit is or in what vehicle it originated but I've heard diesel units in old Defenders sound more refined. It was so bad that I asked my FIL what was wrong with it it apparently that's how it always sounds and it was serviced last month.

How on earth do Vauxhall sell these things?!

It's not hard, SWMBO has a newish Fiesta and its excellent. How is the Vauxhall so bad?

METHS

2,108 posts

167 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Seats are too hard.

Car points up slightly, I couldn't see the horizon out the rear view mirror, just the road.

Suspension squeaks after 50k miles.

I was scared to move into the next lane of the motorway because it had no power.

Steering is waaaay too light.



The only reason they sell is because everyone wants to play keep up with the joneses.

Joffery666

305 posts

161 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Funny you say that, I've driven both, and for me the Fiesta is a pimped up piece of turd compared to the corsa.

HustleRussell

26,639 posts

191 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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The new Corsa is a big upgrade from the Corsa 'C'. Still poor, mind.

anonymous-user

85 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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I had one as a rental a few months ago and it was dreadful, trying to drive it smoothly through town was torturous. It did have a lot of kit though.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

217 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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There's a great Sniff Petrol ad I can't be arsed to link to which just shows a Corsa with the words "Show the world you know fk all about cars."


Negative Creep

26,123 posts

258 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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METHS said:
I was scared to move into the next lane of the motorway because it had no power.
Sounds more like you not driving it properly

okie592

2,711 posts

198 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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A small cheap decent reliable car, yeah cant think why anyone would want that

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

217 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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okie592 said:
A small cheap decent reliable car, yeah cant think why anyone would want that
Because there are better alternatives?

Off the top of my head, a Polo or Fiesta at the same price point will be better in almost any measurable way.

aspirated

2,540 posts

177 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Sadly I'm fairly sure a 1.0 Life 'C' will be my first car because it has much lower ins. premiums than anything else I've taken quotes for, still a hateful piece of st though.

NadiR

1,071 posts

178 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Johnnytheboy said:
okie592 said:
A small cheap decent reliable car, yeah cant think why anyone would want that
Because there are better alternatives?

Off the top of my head, a Polo or Fiesta at the same price point will be better in almost any measurable way.
yes

Not to mention the Clio, 208, Fabia, Ibiza, Yaris, Panda etc...

Why would you choose a Corsa over any of the above?

NadiR

1,071 posts

178 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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aspirated said:
Sadly I'm fairly sure a 1.0 Life 'C' will be my first car because it has much lower ins. premiums than anything else I've taken quotes for, still a hateful piece of st though.
Try a K11 Micra or Ford Ka, they should be among the cheapest to insure (it is in my case).

Edited by NadiR on Saturday 14th September 21:58

Paul v8

756 posts

196 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Why would you buy a fiesta ,no better bulk made goods always gonna be a few bad ones

What's he comparing it too

okie592

2,711 posts

198 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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NadiR said:
yes

Not to mention the Clio, 208, Fabia, Ibiza, Yaris, Panda etc...

Why would you choose a Corsa over any of the above?
5 years interest free finance, free insurance.

vikingaero

13,503 posts

200 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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NadiR said:
yes

Not to mention the Clio, 208, Fabia, Ibiza, Yaris, Panda etc...

Why would you choose a Corsa over any of the above?
3 of those are French/Italian and whilst might have some panache/drive are utter pants for ownership. Yaris is a senile shopping trolley. Ibiza awkward styling and the Fabia too Germanic.

We have a 1.4 Corsa automatic. I gave Mrs V. a £30k budget for a car for herself and she chose a Corsa! She really knows nothing about cars, couldn't care less about cars and wants something small and economical. That leaves more money for my toys. biggrin

Eski1991

1,113 posts

164 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Had a Corsa C 1.0 Club model as my first car, bought it on 80,000 miles from my driving instructors son, was very reliable, only ever needed a coil pack doing, extremely basic with manual windows, no sun roof, cloth and plastic everywhere, plastic doors. Got 50MPG everywhere, really abused the poor little car but it just kept going. Don't think I ever had more than an oil and filter change in the time I had it, drove it 100 miles to Hastings at the NSL and then some, lugged drunk college students around who all seemed to like it. Had the passenger window smashed by s and my ex's bag stolen in a National Trust car park on boxing day and could never get rid of all of the glass even after a years worth of routine hoovering.

I even (in my EXTREMELY deluded teenage mind) thought that stripping the entire car out would make it faster, I was wrong.

Sold it for £300 less 2 years later with another 20k on the clock. Still going strong now I believe, 3 years after I sold it.

Yes they are rather basic and st but I did enjoy owning mine, it got the job done and was dirt cheap to run, which I think is the main appeal. Even contemplated a VXR Corsa D before I got the Saab but the rear visibility is utter cack.

David87

7,040 posts

243 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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I'm not sure there are any truly awful modern cars and I'm sure a new Corsa is far from the worst available. I bet the Renault Twingo Extreme 1.2 I get to drive on occasion is worse. hehe

Bear Phils

891 posts

167 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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It always amazed me how the engines made a loud ticking noise from new.

MiniMan64

Original Poster:

19,516 posts

221 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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okie592 said:
A small cheap decent reliable car, yeah cant think why anyone would want that
Except its not a decent car at all, it's awful.

It would take your point if I hadn't driven Ford equivalent product which is outstanding, looks good, peppy (1.25) engine, airy inside with a great seating position, lots of space (we took one surfing to Newquay 4-up 2 weekends ago) and its also a great drive/steer. I've taken it for a blat down the back roads and it was pretty good fun, just don't tell the wife.

The Corsa is just worse in every respect

anonymous-user

85 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Why does anyone buy anything? Plenty of worse cars out there.....Tigra for example.