***Official**** BS written in adverts thread

[Sump]

I'm starting with this

"The owner has always driven on a towel to keep the. Leather looking new and the other seats look unused"


http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

[Monkeylegend]

If you are looking for a standard in abused example this is the one for you.

In Le many blue, where it has been badly resprayed presumably.

[LondonSW7]

M5 ad said:

The owner has always driven on a towel to keep the. Leather looking new and the other seats look unused

Although in fairness to the seller you can see what looks like a white towel on the driver's seat in the gearstick photo...

[Clinton Baptiste]

" It took me the best part of 3 years to find this example"

Course it did mate.

[Sump]

LondonSW7 said:

M5 ad said:

The owner has always driven on a towel to keep the. Leather looking new and the other seats look unused

Although in fairness to the seller you can see what looks like a white towel on the driver's seat in the gearstick photo...

Oh young naive sir, ofcourse he was going to put that there for the photo!

[Checkmate]

Clinton Baptiste said:

" It took me the best part of 3 years to find this example"

Course it did mate.

Yes. Might sound a but daft. But given it took me 4 years to find my Alpina (only about a dozen left worldwide), that is not such a silly statement. Unless it is reference to something utterly mundane, naturally.

[Shotgun Rider]

A Clio 182 ad I was just looking at on Ebay.

There is a warning light on the car and it is to do with monitoring exhaust gas, this has come on because the exhaust has been changed and the sensors have picked up on it and thinks there is a problem but this can be sorted by any garage for next to nothing.

Fix it then!

[J4CKO]

Towel on seat just says Anal Seepage to me...

[MagicalTrevor]

Please can we make it a rule to include a link for authenticity?

[stuttgartmetal]

What kind of material is his trouser made of?
Emery?


Towel?
Risible tosh.

[Negative Creep]

No MOT but will go straight through

Air con doesn't work (just needs a re-gas)

Electric windows/heater etc doesn't work, I think it's just the fuse

[METHS]

for a Subaru Forrester:


"smells of wet dog, so no need to bring your own"



Saw that a while ago, made me chuckle

[Ved]

"One off show car"
...It has more speakers than valves

"A real head turner"
...If shock and disgust turns heads

[Clinton Baptiste]

Just needs a good clean..

Clean it then!

[*Al*]

'One lady owner'- Steer clear.

[CraigyMc]

Sump said:

I'm starting with this

"The owner has always driven on a towel to keep the. Leather looking new and the other seats look unused"


http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

I like how you could pop round to look at the car based on the picture of the GPS..

[PIGINAWIG]

J4CKO said:

Towel on seat just says Anal Seepage to me...

Yeah, my thoughts too.....Tena for men

[PIGINAWIG]

J4CKO said:

Towel on seat just says Anal Seepage to me...

Yeah, my thoughts too.....Tena for men

[northwest monkey]

Sump said:

I'm starting with this

"The owner has always driven on a towel to keep the. Leather looking new and the other seats look unused"


http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

That makes no sense - buy a car with leather seats then don't even sit on them!

Reminds me of a girl I knew years ago - her parents had covered their new sofa in plastic so as not to get it dirty. It was like that for 3 years!

[Maracus]

M3 Slayer......

http://www.westberksmotorcompany.co.uk/used-cars/b...