Funny things you see on a motorway.

[oilandwater]

It was a while ago but I can't forget seeing a lorry full of chickens with one standing on the back axel. Goodness knows how it stayed on at speed, but it wasn't going to be left behind.

[RichwiththeS2000]

The diff probably got so hot the poor things feet melted and got fused to it. Hilarious!

[GTIR]

The driver could fall fowl of the law.

[oilandwater]

RichwiththeS2000 said:

The diff probably got so hot the poor things feet melted and got fused to it. Hilarious!

Oh no don't say that. I've been amused by this for so long.

[Chunkymonkey71]

I once saw a brand new Audi A4, very much on fire.

[smiffy555]

I saw a Range Rover NOT in lane 3 the other day........seriously!

[myvision]

There is always an odd shoe in the central reservation.

[Origin Unknown]

Chinese woman driving a Prius in lane 2 on the M4, medium traffic, ~60Mph. Solely focused on an iPad held against the steering wheel.

[KarlMac]

smiffy555 said:

I saw a Range Rover NOT in lane 3 the other day........seriously!

Clearly bullst.

All sorts of odds and ends in the central reservation, the other night there appeared to be an intact wheel liner hanging over the barrier.

[Digger]

I once saw a motor home towing a Smart car.

[Tampon]

Cold sept morning, stuck in traffic on the M25, 8.55am, stopped dead for what seems like an age, literally 50m away from the slip lane I needed for the M40, toying with the idea of nipping down the hard shoulder, look to my right and a 306 diesel with 2 19/20 year old girls obviously going back to uni with the car stacked with bags, the girl in the passenger seats see me looking over, I give her a smile, she flashes me her tits.

Not breaking the law does pay...

[Justin Case]

A railway locomotive on a low loader, going down the M5. Not exactly a good advert for Network Rail

[shiftydave]

Any time I see a discarded bottle of p1ss it makes me chuckle. On Chris Evans this morning someone sent a message in saying they'd seen a person on a hard shoulder throwing their golf clubs into a bush?!

[Origin Unknown]

myvision said:

There is always an odd shoe in the central reservation.

I always draw immediate attention from my kids to that "Poor dead shoe" and drag it out like its a dead cat.

[Mr_S]

A fully assembled ten foot trampoline safety net/frame in the central reservation roadworks on the M25 about 3 months ago.

[MGZRod]

Behind a 63 plate Audi A3, gleaming in it's glorious German Fuhry. The driver sprays and wipes the windows, nothing unusal. But the back wipe sprays, sweeps, breaks then turns fully round on to the boot lid and starts wiping.

For some reason I found this hilarious

[Silent1]

Justin Case said:

A railway locomotive on a low loader, going down the M5. Not exactly a good advert for Network Rail

there's a good chance it was either crashed or scrapped.

[pstruck]

Tampon said:

Cold sept morning, stuck in traffic on the M25, 8.55am, stopped dead for what seems like an age, literally 50m away from the slip lane I needed for the M40, toying with the idea of nipping down the hard shoulder, look to my right and a 306 diesel with 2 19/20 year old girls obviously going back to uni with the car stacked with bags, the girl in the passenger seats see me looking over, I give her a smile, she flashes me her tits.

Not breaking the law does pay...

What is the frequently used PH term I'm looking for in response to this? Ah yes, 'photos, or it didn't happen!'

[alangla]

Is it just me, or do you see more old style VW camper vans on the backs of recovery wagons on the motorway than you do running under their own power?

[HTP99]

Digger said:

I once saw a motor home towing a Smart car.

That is quite common.

My dad was a Traffic Policeman in Surrey and would come home with random stuff; I have just chucked out the matress that was on my eldest's top bunk as she recently moved out, the bunks were mine when I lived at home; I moved out almost 18 years ago, the matress moved with me so it was a good 20 years old; where did it come from.....yep the M25.