Boring car engines! Is yours worse than a MK4 Golf GTI 2.0?
Boring car engines! Is yours worse than a MK4 Golf GTI 2.0?
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GreatCornholio

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1,891 posts

203 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Having owned my MK4 Golf GTI 2.0 for nearly a year I've come to the conclusion that this is probably the most boring and characterless engine that has propelled any of the many and varied cars I've owned over the last 20yrs!

The throttle response is a bit crap (I've driven 3 or 4, all about the same) and the fuel economy relative to performance is nothing to write home about

The worst part is the total lack of interesting sounds that car engines are capable of making and definitely not worthy of the GTI badge! Its almost spoiling the otherwise enjoyable experience of running this car on a day to day basis.

Not very PH at all!

Have any of you had similar issues with cars you've owned?

simo1863

1,934 posts

158 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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I get to drive a lot of different cars, some good, some bad.

I've been in a new Civic 1.6 TDI for the last three weeks, it's ok as a daily runner and 120PS isn't too bad for a 1.6. I also get some great economy from it but I'm not half bored. I tend to stick an audiobook on and watch the world pass me by on my commute but it's getting unbelievably dull.

Roll on next week when an A45 arrives, complete with performance exhaust!

PowerfullyBuilt

131 posts

208 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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I recently drove my stepfather's Peugeot 407 1.6 diesel (he sold a 3-litre X-Type to buy it, no I don't know either).

Little hill near his house, 25mph, I thought: "I shall change up to third and rely on the pleasing swell of torque to thrust me effortlessly up the incline."

Quite literally ground to a juddering halt - obviously I could've changed down (and I'd already checked there was nothing behind me) but seriously? I have owned more powerful electric pepper grinders.

BGarside

1,568 posts

167 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Every 4-cylinder engine I've owned has been deadly boring. Can't really choose between the 1.8 petrol in a 1997 Mazda 323F, Ford's 1.8TDCi diesel or my current VW 1.9TDI...

The diesels at least went well after remapping but are noisy and harsh and don't encourage revving. The petrol was revvy & bulletproof but slow & sounded dull...

Toaster Pilot

14,867 posts

188 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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1.9 non turbo diesel VW engine in my Skoda Felicia. Snails laugh at it.

HustleRussell

26,584 posts

190 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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I've only owned one Diesel in the form of a 2003 Mondeo TDCI, so naturally that wins in the 'dullness' stakes... I did think it was actually a pretty good diesel engine, shame about the ancillary systems which let this engine down.

V88Dicky

7,373 posts

213 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Most of the four pots I've owned, with the following exceptions;

Subaru Legacy 4CAM Turbo

Renaultsport Clio Cup 172

Nova GTE paperbag

jones325i

755 posts

183 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Finding the Mazda 6 engine pretty boring to be honest. It's a 2 litre petrol. It goes well enough, likes the revs, but sounds a bit poo. I keep finding myself looking at induction kits but then remind myself it's just the family transport and mainly the wife's car so it would be silly. It wounldn't take much to give it a nice sound I reckon.

It still sounds a hell of lot less boring than nearly every diesel car I've been in but I know that isn't the point of your thread

The most interesting 4 banger I've had is a Puma 1.7. Lovely little engine in that.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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GreatCornholio said:
Boring car engines! Is yours worse than a MK4 Golf GTI 2.0?
No. That is the single worst engine I have ever had the misfortune to experience. I can think of literally no redeeming features.

I thought they were based on the Mk2 Golf GTI 8v motor. How did they manage to make such a mess of it?!?

Horse Pop

685 posts

174 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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There's something a bit quacky about the noise it makes too :/

Kitchski

6,551 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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VAG 1.8T engine for me. Even the most powerful versions are shamelessly dull.

That said most of the smaller Ecotec engines are coma-inducing too.

kiethton

14,663 posts

210 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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My old astra sporthatch with the 1.7cdti....the rest have been rather interesting though:

Honda EP3 - V-tec yo!
BMW 335i - twin turbo S6
Porsche 924s - 2.5 4-pot
BMW 540i - 4.4 V8 torque
Pug 1.1 - Not bad at 17, had character too!

kpb

305 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Mk3 Mondeo 1.8 Zetec, and a E36 316i. Both tripe.

I've had plenty of good ones though. Best petrol - H22a or 2.4 T5 5-pot, best diesel 3.0 184bhp BMW.

406highlander

182 posts

163 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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The 1149cc petrol engine found in my old Mk.1 Renault Clio "Panache" was utterly athsmatic. A shame, because I'd previously owned a 3-door Mk.1 Clio with a 1.4 petrol engine which felt really quite peppy by comparison.

70 MPH was possible - eventually - but you'd better not have actually wanted to speak to the person in the passenger seat by the time you got to 70, because you wouldn't have been able to hear each other.

The 1.8 in my Peugeot 406 saloon wasn't too bad, but had no power for overtaking on an NSL road.

The 2.2 in my 406 Coupe is by far the best engine I've ever owned; it has a decent amount of poke, and makes quite a nice noise for a 4-pot (though the stainless steel cat-back exhaust helps with that too). Best engine I've ever driven? Toss-up between the Lamborghini Murcielago and the Aston Martin V8 Vantage I drove on two separate driving experience days I've been on.

aka_kerrly

12,506 posts

240 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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Absolutely nothing wrong with the 2.0 8v engine in the mk4 Golf. It is a very reliable and tunable engine but it is in a body that is at least 300 if not 400kgs too heavy.

Is a mk1 Golf GTI engine rubbish or was the engine a huge factor in what made the car so great!

Worst engine I've experienced is the non turbo 1.6 diesel fitted to early 80s VWs, now that really was awful.

Jurgen

236 posts

185 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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I've actually only had really nice engines in my own cars biggrin But I've driven plenty very very bad engined cars! Worst by far has to be the Isuzu 1.5 turbodiesel in the Opel Corsa (no idea of the UK got that engine). Sounded horrible, smallest powerband ever, massive engine braking. Dear god it was bad!

Next in line must be the 1.8td engine in the mk2 mondeo. Before 2k rpm it had about 2bhp, then it felt like it flipped a switch and actually did something before dying again completely at 4k rpm. It was pretty hard to keep it in the powerband actually.

10-15 years ago you actually had a reason to hate diesels. I still don't like diesels, but they're massively refined compared to those.

I've actually driven the 'GTI' 2.0 engine, but in a Golf (was a Bora). I was suprised how slow it was for a 2 litre engine (and at the time I considered 2.0's pretty big engines!).

jamieduff1981

8,092 posts

170 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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A Honda engined Rover 620 is the naffest I ever owned. It managed to blend gutlessness with disproportionate thirst. My diesel Rover did the job of student transport superbly and the 620ti I later bought for £250 on ebay had the best part of double the power of the Honda, used circa 30% less fuel and failed to blow up like all my German car driving colleagues assured me it would.

The most offensive engine I've ever driven though was a 1.6 petrol Volvo S40 which I had as a courtesy car from a Jaguar dealer. It was possibly that the car was criminally boring too with 50 Shades of Grey (plastic) for a cabin which tainted my judgement, but that engine just left me wanting to catch a bus.

Allaloneatron

3,123 posts

270 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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My vote would go for the 1.6 NA in the MkI BINI Cooper. Great little car to fling about the but engine was so dull. No top end power. You had to shift up early to make any progress at all. Just did not suit the character of the car. I think for an engine to be thought of as bad it has to also be out of context to the car it's in.

GreatCornholio

Original Poster:

1,891 posts

203 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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jones325i said:
The most interesting 4 banger I've had is a Puma 1.7. Lovely little engine in that.
Decent size engine in a small car=win.

Best sounding 4 pot I've owned was the MK1 XR2 crossflow, lovely noise with throttle down then lots of popping and banging off throttle cloud9

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

285 months

Thursday 24th October 2013
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MrBig said:
No. That is the single worst engine I have ever had the misfortune to experience. I can think of literally no redeeming features.

I thought they were based on the Mk2 Golf GTI 8v motor. How did they manage to make such a mess of it?!?
If it's the same 2.0 8v used in the Mk1 Octavia then it's a perfectly reasonable engine for a family barge, though I quite agree it has no business being fitted to a car with a GTi badge.

Our Octy has done around 100k miles yet will still return 40+mpg on a long run, and even with urban use it will return high 20's to low 30's. It also has a good spread of torque that makes for quite relaxed motorway cruising, though revving it out in each gear to extract more performance is a waste of time as power has pretty much dropped off a cliff by the time you get close to the red line.

The most boring engines I have experienced have all been in newish mid-sized cars, e.g. 1.6 Focus and Astra (hire cars in my case). Throttle response that you need a calendar to measure combined with an incredibly dull power delivery.


Edited by Mr2Mike on Thursday 24th October 15:49