The Juke of Hazzard.
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Huntsman

Original Poster:

9,375 posts

280 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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I've just seen a bright orange Nissan Juke is 01 on the door and 'Juke of Hazzard' along the sill.

Someone has a good sense of humour.

Sorry no pics, dark and I was driving.

iacabu

1,406 posts

179 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Weird, I just watched The Dukes of Hazzard today

mike9009

10,965 posts

273 months

DrDeAtH

3,700 posts

262 months

Saturday 23rd November 2013
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Oh dear......

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Well takes attention from the uglyness of the car.

Hub

7,148 posts

228 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Interesting... I found an 'Oxo' Cube!




corozin

2,680 posts

301 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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They're more like Nissan's Joke to me, at least that's what I've always caused them.

Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.

Debaser

8,535 posts

291 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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corozin said:
They're more like Nissan's Joke to me, at least that's what I've always caused them.

Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.
Are they that much worse than the competition?

Fubar1977

919 posts

170 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Typical PH sense of humour failure.

Fair play to them, better these than the constant stream of grey and white bland euroboxes we are usually subjected to.

Even a standard Juke is a sight more interesting than, say, an A4 or 3 Series, dynamics be damned as they will all spend there lives sat in traffic anyway so at least it gives other road users something to smile about.

Individuality seems to get stamped on here more and more.
Pistonheads as a whole needs to get over itself and realise is, in no way, represents the majority of roadusers.

Phew, rant over, go ahead and berate me, like I give a fk.

Nice spot OP.

Lexual

513 posts

243 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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corozin said:
They're more like Nissan's Joke to me, at least that's what I've always caused them.

Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.
Yeah? how many times have you driven one?

greggy50

6,280 posts

221 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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corozin said:
They're more like Nissan's Joke to me, at least that's what I've always caused them.

Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.
I see the Juke and Quashqai everywhere so they must be doing something right...

J4CKO

46,935 posts

230 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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corozin said:
They're more like Nissan's Joke to me, at least that's what I've always caused them.

Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.
Guess what they make cars for people other than you ! shock horror !

What are they meant to make ?

They seem to be selling a few considering they are so undesirable.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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They should have left it at the colour and the number on the door. Jokes are never funny when you explain them.

chrisw666

22,655 posts

229 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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The Juke & Qashqai have been massive successes for Nissan and Britain supporting 1000s of jobs and apparently giving consumers what they want.

I do love the bell ends who take to the web to hate things for entirely superficial or assumed reasons.

budfox

1,510 posts

159 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Another vote for Nissan from me. They do chuck out some interesting cars, and I respect them for that. I have a feeling that they'll release an affordable electric roadster within the next two years.

mdavids

742 posts

214 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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corozin said:
Nissan is a strange company these days. The same company that makes the GTR and supplies most of LMP2 with top class racing engines also makes the Cube, Note and Joke which are all absolute stboxes.
???? Whats strange about producing a broad range of cars to appeal to as many different people as possible? They made £4 billion profit last year selling absolutely shed loads of qashqais and jukes in the process so clearly doing something right.

Maybe they should knock that side of the business on the head and just sell a few thousand GTRs every year. They've obviously never thought of that.





GTiRichTea

119 posts

167 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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I quite like the look of the Juke, looks different.

budfox

1,510 posts

159 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Looks like CGI to me

GrizzlyBear

1,108 posts

165 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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I think that is the nicest juke I have seen, really don't like them in tail-gater white.

Leins

10,476 posts

178 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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GTiRichTea said:
I quite like the look of the Juke, looks different.
Same as this, never understood all the hate for their styling. I had one as a hire car for a weekend last year and found it a perfectly decent motor to get around the place in