To the guy driving the grey 3 series coupe.......

[f1nn]

southbound between junction 4 and 5, 16.15 today, torrential rain, loads of spray, standing water and poor visibility.

I truly hope you got home to your loved ones in one piece buddy, but your standard of driving, speed and erratic undertakes makes me think that you're not long for this world.

I do 35k a year plus each year, and the risks you were taking today are the worst I've seen.

Godspeed buddy.

• ******edit, was on the M40 approaching High Wycombe, I'm a bit thick obviously*********

Edited by f1nn on Monday 23 December 21:06

[Hewbie]

probably late for some cottaging

[Willy Nilly]

Last Crimbo morning someone in an A3 came past me at a fair old lick on the M25. There was standing water on the road and my cars was moving about a little. When he came past I thought to myself, "you're pushing your luck, mate". I went around the next bend to see debris in the road and on the crash barrier and a rather bent A3 not unlike the one that just past me on the hard shoulder with the front stoved in and steam coming from under the crumpled bonnet

[Monkeylegend]

f1nn said:

southbound between junction 4 and 5, 16.15 today, torrential rain, loads of spray, standing water and poor visibility.

I truly hope you got home to your loved ones in one piece buddy, but your standard of driving, speed and erratic undertakes makes me think that you're not long for this world.

I do 35k a year plus each year, and the risks you were taking today are the worst I've seen.

Godspeed buddy.

Fail.. You haven't said which motorway

[okie592]

Must of been a 335d

[Nikko 40691]

okie592 said:

Must of been a 335d

Possibly remapped.

[Monkeylegend]

Nikko 40691 said:

okie592 said:

Must of been a 335d

Possibly remapped.

Stop it , it's not funny anymore

[iva cosworth]

Monkeylegend said:

Fail.. You haven't said which motorway

OPs location says Northeast so.....

[fjord]

Nikko 40691 said:

okie592 said:

Must of been a 335d

Possibly remapped.

And probably on winter tyres.

[Monkeylegend]

iva cosworth said:

Monkeylegend said:

Fail.. You haven't said which motorway

OPs location says Northeast so.....

It wasn't me then.

[TheTurbonator]

Monkeylegend said:

Nikko 40691 said:

okie592 said:

Must of been a 335d

Possibly remapped.

Stop it , it's not funny anymore

He didn't very nearly lorry as well did he?

[VinceFox]

HAVE. it's fking HAVE for fks fking sake.

HAVE. HAVE.


fking HAAAAAAVVVE.

[Monkeylegend]

VinceFox said:

HAVE. it's fking HAVE for fks fking sake.

HAVE. HAVE.


fking HAAAAAAVVVE.

I was going to mention that as well, but I lost the will to live after the remapped bit.

[davepoth]

VinceFox said:

HAVE. it's fking HAVE for fks fking sake.

HAVE. HAVE.


fking HAAAAAAVVVE.

"fk's", not "fks".

HTH.

[VinceFox]

davepoth said:

"fk's", not "fks".

HTH.

both are acceptable, think about it.

of instead of have however, isn't.

[Patrick Bateman]

There was nothing wrong with my driving, don't hold me up next time.

[VinceFox]

Patrick Bateman said:

There was nothing wrong with my driving, don't hold me up next time.

aye, them videos won't return themselves.

[mudster]

Monkeylegend said:

iva cosworth said:

Monkeylegend said:

Fail.. You haven't said which motorway

OPs location says Northeast so.....

It wasn't me then.

I had to look too . I'm in the clear as I haven't been on a motorway today.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

To be fair - it was frustrating on the Mway today.
Lots of MLM's. People with fog lights on. Other general annoyances.
If you aren't confident, fine. But don't deliberately lane hog just because you're scared.

Thanks.

[Disco You]

fjord said:

Nikko 40691 said:

okie592 said:

Must of been a 335d

Possibly remapped.

And probably on winter tyres.

Should be fine then