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vanordinaire

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3,701 posts

192 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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M9 Tonight, driving my daughters little Clio which is just capable of breaking the 70 limit. Caught up with a Volvo c30 doing about 60 so started to pass. As I got along side he woke up , saw he was about to be passed by an old banger so sped up to about 80 and I had to drop back. He went back to sleep about 5 minutes later and I tried to pass again. Same thing again and I had to abandon my pass. I held back a while till I saw a slow lorry in the inside lane a bit ahead then did my pass, he couldn't speed up to block me because of the lorry so I got safely passed at last. This must have annoyed him because about 2 minutes later he shot past at about 100 closely followed by an unmarked BIB Audi. I tried not to snigger as I passed them both on the hard shoulder 2 more minutes later.

Mashedpotatoes

1,344 posts

178 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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I bet that felt good.

Northernchimp

1,282 posts

162 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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I was being tailgated on the A1 last week, in lane 2 at 80 passing trucks, grannies, etc with a white Merc up my arse. Knowing there was a camera up ahead, I moved over to lane 1 when both lanes were clear and sped up to 110. He stayed in 2 and floored it. 100m from the camera I stood on the brakes, he kept his foot in, gave me the middle finger as he passed, and sailed straight through the camera. Was so happy when it flashed. .

vanordinaire

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3,701 posts

192 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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Mashedpotatoes said:
I bet that felt good.
I wouldn't usually be happy at someone getting stopped for speeding on an almost empty motorway but tonight I was glad I was wearing incontinence pants.

JimmyConwayNW

3,644 posts

155 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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Northernchimp said:
I was being tailgated on the A1 last week, in lane 2 at 80 passing trucks, grannies, etc with a white Merc up my arse. Knowing there was a camera up ahead, I moved over to lane 1 when both lanes were clear and sped up to 110. He stayed in 2 and floored it. 100m from the camera I stood on the brakes, he kept his foot in, gave me the middle finger as he passed, and sailed straight through the camera. Was so happy when it flashed. .
hahahahaha Brilliant biggrin

KFC

3,687 posts

160 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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Northernchimp said:
I was being tailgated on the A1 last week, in lane 2 at 80 passing trucks, grannies, etc with a white Merc up my arse. Knowing there was a camera up ahead, I moved over to lane 1 when both lanes were clear and sped up to 110. He stayed in 2 and floored it. 100m from the camera I stood on the brakes, he kept his foot in, gave me the middle finger as he passed, and sailed straight through the camera. Was so happy when it flashed. .
Hilarious... right up until you do it to the wrong person and end up with a screwdriver in your eye.

Stuartggray

7,703 posts

258 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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KFC said:
Hilarious... right up until you do it to the wrong person and end up with a screwdriver in your eye.
sigh rolleyes

Northernchimp

1,282 posts

162 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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KFC said:
Northernchimp said:
I was being tailgated on the A1 last week, in lane 2 at 80 passing trucks, grannies, etc with a white Merc up my arse. Knowing there was a camera up ahead, I moved over to lane 1 when both lanes were clear and sped up to 110. He stayed in 2 and floored it. 100m from the camera I stood on the brakes, he kept his foot in, gave me the middle finger as he passed, and sailed straight through the camera. Was so happy when it flashed. .
Hilarious... right up until you do it to the wrong person and end up with a screwdriver in your eye.
Claw hammer, don't leave home without one.

mygoldfishbowl

4,285 posts

173 months

Monday 20th January 2014
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BS