Matrix signs

[LovesSweetExile]

Why do people interpret:

CONGESTION - STAY IN LANE

As:

VIOLENTY SWERVE FROM ONE LANE TO ANOTHER AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE LIKE YOU'RE DRIVING ON A fkING SLALOM

That's my morning annoyance out of the way. Thanks for listening.

[r11co]

I love the ones that say "Warning - Fog".

No st!

There's also a strange one that appears on the M8 occasionally saying "Red X is mandatory". I didn't think brunswick174 had that much influence.

Edited by r11co on Friday 21st February 09:27

[NicheMonkey]

I was once confronted with "ONCOMING VEHICLE" on the M6 didn't see anything coming towards me apart from all the other drivers slamming the brakes on lol

[CoolHands]

Debris on the carriageway!




bks is there

[littleredrooster]

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