The Mother Of All Punctures
The Mother Of All Punctures
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mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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How to bugger an alloy without really trying...

One end of a bolt...



Other end of the bolt...






I believe the appropriate term is ARSE...




Gilhooligan

2,221 posts

173 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Good effort!

Impasse

15,099 posts

270 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Surely a massive washer and a locknut on the end of the bolt will have that back on the road in no time?

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Good plan, good plan....hehe

B'stard Child

31,092 posts

275 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Pish





Freaking damn near new tyre as well

No they weren't my pliers...........

GravelBen

16,497 posts

259 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Good work! Best I've had was a 12mm spanner punched through the shoulder of a tyre halfway around a roundabout. The ring end made a fair racket banging against the inside of the guard as we stopped too.

Rick 343

54 posts

164 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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B'stard Child said:
Pish





Freaking damn near new tyre as well

No they weren't my pliers...........

Impasse

15,099 posts

270 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Pish.





Oh, ok, you win. hehe


markcurtains

301 posts

246 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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I had part of a Porsche Boxster in one of my tyres once. Unfortunately when the tyre went down it was too dark as I changed it to record the size of the culprit. Probably not as impressive as the bolt or pliers though.

Elroy Blue

8,840 posts

221 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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120 mph

GC8

19,910 posts

219 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Impasse said:
Pish.





Oh, ok, you win. hehe

Easy, safe, legal and cheap repair. I bet you were told that it couldnt be repaired werent you, and probably that it would be illegal?

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

233 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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BertieWooster

4,076 posts

193 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
yikes

williredale

2,866 posts

181 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Good effort!

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Those Aussies don't do things by halves do they?

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

193 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Had exactly the same in my work van, rounding a corner at at 60mph and a bolt punched a massive hole in the tyre and rim, It was like some had shot the tire.

stuartmmcfc

8,775 posts

221 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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I had a similar bolt through one of my tyres a couple of years ago.
My very helpful 5 year old pointed out I shouldn't worry as the air had only gone out of the bottom.

Big E 118

2,468 posts

198 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Well my puncture was caused by this stone, I caught the still off my GoPro after it torn through my tyre.



Not as bad damage as others on here but a few hairpins from the top of the Stelvio isn't the best place to have to call a recovery truck to...




nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

208 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Loving the suitably attired Italian recovery driver!

Krikkit

27,938 posts

210 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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BertieWooster said:
McWigglebum4th said:
yikes
Aussie said:
The final drive was extensively damaged. The rear outer position 3 wheel base
exploded off the final drive breaking 57 one-inch grade 10.9 bolts in tension with
a calculated force of approximately 270 kNewtons. The final drive outer
planetary carrier and axle were blown off the truck.
Strewth!