Where do new members say hello?

[NoOffenceTaken]

G'day, just want to say hello but couldn't find anywhere to do so. My mate from England told me about this website, I am car mad, have 3 classics ('73 Carrera RS, LJ Torana GTR XU-1 & '74 BMW 2002.

And just ordered a HSV VF GTS, defo collector material this.

Your forum is amazing.

Cheers Bob

[zebra]

Whatever

[Bill]

NoOffenceTaken said:

LJ Torana GTR XU-1

I have no idea what that is, but if it doesn't look like a spy plane I'll be very disappointed.

Hello noob

[zebra]

Don't encourage him, he's not a girl. Surely you know how it works round here.

[Bill]

But she has a girl's name.

[zebra]

Bob, what's Bob short for?

[jof]

Kate

[zebra]

[zebra]

jof said:

Kate

In that case, welcome on board 'Bob'!

[dugsud]

Bill said:

NoOffenceTaken said:

LJ Torana GTR XU-1

I have no idea what that is, but if it doesn't look like a spy plane I'll be very disappointed.

Hello noob

Just googled it and you may be disappointed....not a spy plane but kind of a mini Mustang....thingie.

I rather like it...looks cool

[Bill]

I know, seems to be missing a couple of cylinders too.

[zebra]

...and ghey as.

[Skylinecrazy]

Welcome to PH. You will realise this place is full of comedians very quickly.

Got any pics of your motors?

[dugsud]

zebra said:

...and ghey as.

Steady....give the lad a chance

[Pints]

NoOffenceTaken said:

Your forum is amazing.

Trying too hard. 3/10 for first post.

[zebra]

Bill said:

I know, seems to be missing a couple of cylinders too.

Hang on a minute, what's Bill short for?

[NoOffenceTaken]

Ouch, I've taken a few months to get over the first reception on this forum, oh well I guess a lot of Poms (English) have chips of their shoulders. Insular and suppressed come to mind, now I understand why so many of you immigrate (or try to) here.

I might add, I also have 220km of highway not far away I can drive my cars along without risk of a fine, do you have any miles you can do that without going to another country?

[750turbo]

Some very important info to be read here

http://sniffpetrol.com/2014/04/10/more-ask-a-total...

[TheCarFather]

NoOffenceTaken said:

Ouch, I've taken a few months to get over the first reception on this forum, oh well I guess a lot of Poms (English) have chips of their shoulders. Insular and suppressed come to mind, now I understand why so many of you immigrate (or try to) here.

I might add, I also have 220km of highway not far away I can drive my cars along without risk of a fine, do you have any miles you can do that without going to another country?

Gets a few jokey replies on a thread, must mean the majority of English people have chips on their shoulder and want to emigrate ?!

[NoOffenceTaken]

TheCarFather said:

Gets a few jokey replies on a thread, must mean the majority of English people have chips on their shoulder and want to emigrate ?!

Bites like a Great White and wonders why his forefathers weren't criminals