RE: Range Rover 5.0 Autobiography: PH Fleet
RE: Range Rover 5.0 Autobiography: PH Fleet
Tuesday 11th March 2014

Range Rover 5.0 Autobiography: PH Fleet

Harris is feeling the love for his Range Rover; might even be reciprocated this time too



On the subject of the nearly £40K, secondhand, supercharged L322 Range Rover, it could be said that no news really is the very best news. And so it is that after 2,500 miles in just under four months, this car has only registered two minor whoopsies.

One-off CD player wobble so far the only glitch
One-off CD player wobble so far the only glitch
Once, and I mean just once, the disc changer refused to change disks, whereupon I ejected it and it hasn't wobbled since. And for some reason I can't get the interior lights to illuminate when a door is opened. But I think I have to assume that is operator error.

I swapped this car for my very old Rangie Classic and updated the insurance policy accordingly. The old shed covered very few road miles, so was limited to 3,000 per annum. I thought adding another 2,000 would cover the added attraction of 500hp and heated seats, but it really doesn't come close. I cannot stop choosing to drive this machine.

The list of things I've walked past to pull on that rather disappointingly graunchy L322 door-handle is long and exotic. But there's something about this car that I find magnetic.

Wheels are going to get de-blinged...
Wheels are going to get de-blinged...
Much of that must be down to the specification. Though it may look like I'm trying to support my residuals, I think a dark green '322 with caramel innards is way more dignified than the new car. The wheels are a bit garish, and I'm looking into some alternatives, and I will have the chrome grille and other chrome brightwork softened into something more graphite in colour.

Insane, isn't it? I have other toys whose aesthetics I should be interested in tweaking, but which I just wouldn't bother with, but I'd like this car to be 'my' perfect Rangie. Or is it just that I think any chrome on a 322 looks too TOWIE? Probably the latter.

Performance - now, there's a thing. This lummox certainly feels way, way faster from rest to, ahem, 70mph than its 190hp per tonne suggests. In fact I can't think of a machine with a greater disparity between straight-line speed and cornering potential, other than perhaps the G63 AMG. The SCRR can actually land you in a spot of bother sometimes because the powertrain and overall sensations are those of a Bentley and not a mud-plugger, so you occasionally arrive at stuff a bit too quickly. Thankfully the big front Brembos are just about up to the task.

...as is some of the exterior chromework
...as is some of the exterior chromework
Then there's the stuff we already knew about this model, and which doesn't change. The front cabin is vast and brilliantly designed. The rear is way too cramped for such a large bodyshell and the boot is big enough to hold a few dogs, seats up, and a Honda CRF 110, seats down.

I have a year's approved Land Rover warranty included in the purchase price, so I'm not scouring the forums for would-be disasters yet. But one potential issue has been mentioned by several knowledgeable types; leaking coolant dripping onto the supercharger pulley and causing it to seize. I am lifting the bonnet to have a peer occasionally.

But other than that it's been plain sailing. I don't want to relax just yet though - I haven't towed with it. The last time I towed with a '322 that bore my name on the V5, it broke quite spectacularly. Twice. I suspect that 516lb ft and several more years of development will help avoid a repeat episode.

As things stand, I think this is the most likeable car I get to drive on a regular basis. And I don't even like SUVs. How does that work?


FACT SHEET
Car:
 2010 Range Rover 5.0 Supercharged Autobiography
Run by: Chris Harris
Bought: December 2013
Mileage: Some more!
Purchase price: £38,000 (before man maths, haggling and finance...)
Last month at a glance: The warm glow continues to spread and that's not just the heated seats





   
   
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myhandle

Original Poster:

1,297 posts

203 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Very nice. The wheels do not look overly-flash compared to some of the others available.

anthonysjb

532 posts

165 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Any updates on your new FF?

carinaman

25,169 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Chris Harris said:
Or is it just that I think any chrome on a 322 looks too TOWIE? Probably the latter.
You were looking noticeably fresh faced and younger in the Alfa 4C Cayman comparison video. Not orange, but like you'd had a Spa weekend or facial.

Erwin1978

97 posts

175 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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In defence of the Rangie, surely it cannot be named a Sports Utility Vehicle? It's a proper 4x4(x far...). Granted, it paved the way for SUV's. But never drove this way because it preferred to go off road...

04helipilot

414 posts

180 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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I know where you are coming from with regards to liking the drive experience and as for towing no problems for me except a rear wheel puncture on the M1 towing at 65mph, which was scarey.

Frimley111R

19,205 posts

263 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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myhandle said:
Very nice. The wheels do not look overly-flash compared to some of the others available.
Agreed, the trim looks fine on it. I've seen 'blingy' and there's nothing on that car which make me think of the same word.

cuda

470 posts

269 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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After a host of faster sleeker cars, my favourite is my 07 MY 4.2l S/C L322 - nothing comes close. End of. Except maybe a 5.0l one but I like a gear lever so will stick to mine until it throws a cog. Or a piston.

Mavican

135 posts

193 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Erwin1978 said:
In defence of the Rangie, surely it cannot be named a Sports Utility Vehicle? It's a proper 4x4(x far...). Granted, it paved the way for SUV's. But never drove this way because it preferred to go off road...
I never thought the Sports part if SUV actually meant it had to be a sporty car. Sure the Cayenne and X6 could be seen as that, but the sports I'd expect it to represent would be shooting, Polo and rugby?

dukebox9reg

1,720 posts

177 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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People slag off the RR all the time saying the Cayenne handles better and is faster for less money, same with the X5 but I bet Chris wouldnt find the excuses to drive the Porsche like he does the overweight rollie pollie RR

Have to say I'm not a fan of the green though. Never have like green cars especially in the darker shades.

carinaman

25,169 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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I'm not sure I get it, so I've gone to watch Le Pain again.

Bencolem

1,183 posts

268 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Can't imagine too many other RR owners would pair those shoes with those trousers.

dukebox9reg

1,720 posts

177 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Mavican said:
Erwin1978 said:
In defence of the Rangie, surely it cannot be named a Sports Utility Vehicle? It's a proper 4x4(x far...). Granted, it paved the way for SUV's. But never drove this way because it preferred to go off road...
I never thought the Sports part if SUV actually meant it had to be a sporty car. Sure the Cayenne and X6 could be seen as that, but the sports I'd expect it to represent would be shooting, Polo and rugby?
Well considering it can out sprint most so called sports cars in a straight line I think it should be classed as an SUV

okie592

2,711 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Surpised no one has had their head expload that you have driven a petrol range rover on finance and not died

Denver09

134 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Chris - have you considered these 'rims'

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/l...

epom

14,901 posts

190 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Looks lovely, shame you didn't get one with the steering wheel mounted controls though frown

XJR500bhp

1,205 posts

239 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Do you always wear Corduroy ?

oldtimer2

729 posts

162 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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"As things stand, I think this is the most likeable car I get to drive on a regular basis. And I don't even like SUVs. How does that work?" you ask. Answer: the sense of effortless superiority the RR provides when driving over roads, driving off road and when overlooking other road users.



Chris Harris

500 posts

182 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Just checked classifieds. I think I could sell it for more than I paid for it. Petrol Rangie in not depreciating shocker!

carinaman

25,169 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Cooking on gas! I don't think I'd mind if you roasted it like you did the 512 TR.

mustard tab

293 posts

206 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Bencolem said:
Can't imagine too many other RR owners would pair those shoes with those trousers.
^^^^^^^
Defo, if that's not TOWIE then i dont know what is nono