Is this guy for real?
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WFL

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64 posts

158 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C469537

Just come across this and I'm wondering whether the blokes having a laugh or completely delusional...

Triumph Man

9,582 posts

197 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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WFL said:
Just come across this...
I wouldn't get that excited about it...

Edited by Triumph Man on Monday 31st March 10:34

Spare tyre

12,555 posts

159 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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i often wonder if ads like that are odd on purpose. If it was just sensible stuff, you wouldnt have posted it on ph for everyone to see, increasing ad views many times over

Or, he might just be mad

Madkat

1,147 posts

201 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Drunken sts and giggles.

The owner probably doesn't know its for sale judging by the mobile phone looking pics.

Ignore, move on. Does make amusing reading though.

M3DGE

1,979 posts

193 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Spare tyre said:
i often wonder if ads like that are odd on purpose. If it was just sensible stuff, you wouldnt have posted it on ph for everyone to see, increasing ad views many times over

Or, he might just be mad
With you - methinks he's been spouting off to his mates about his fantastic new classic (note the comments about people driving parallel and taking photos - I bet that's a late night pub claim!) - and his 'mates' have done this...

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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I don't see what's so unusual.

Surely you've seen adverts like that from owners with rose tinted glasses?
Have a look at any max power shed on ebay and you'll see them all call it a head turner etc.

Planter

410 posts

151 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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what a piece of st

triggerh4ppy

422 posts

155 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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he keeps saying hes had offers? why didnt he sell it to them then??

Fruitcake

236 posts

156 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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He's from my hometown, Crawley. So I'd imagine it's drug related.

chibbard

1,554 posts

289 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Nothing surprises me on car and classic. Hahaha.

Dalto123

3,205 posts

192 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Advert says said:
It has a new engine from a mk6 escort and is 1.4 instead of 1.3 on the log book, but apparently looks identical so up to you if you want to notify the insurance people
Hmmmm scratchchin Is that legal?







wink

Pit Pony

11,253 posts

150 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Dalto123 said:
Advert says said:
It has a new engine from a mk6 escort and is 1.4 instead of 1.3 on the log book, but apparently looks identical so up to you if you want to notify the insurance people
Hmmmm scratchchin Is that legal?









wink
No. The level of illegality depends on the provenance of the engine. Stolen or not ? If it's not stolen, why wouldn't you give the engine number to the DVLA and tell your insurance company.

I was more confused by the definition of it as a mk4, when it's clear to me that it's a Mk3 Post Face lift Series 2, and the mk4 was a worse car.

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

234 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Dalto123 said:
Advert says said:
It has a new engine from a mk6 escort and is 1.4 instead of 1.3 on the log book, but apparently looks identical so up to you if you want to notify the insurance people
Hmmmm scratchchin Is that legal?







wink
Errm... I'm going to expose myself as, wait for it, a Ford driver - but it's not illegal! Or at least I don't think it is. I'm from Essex so knowledge of these things is ingrained!!

It's not a 1.4, or it's highly unlikely to be one. The Mk6 Escort 1.4 was a 16 valve Zetec. The Mk3/4 1.4 as potentially fitted in that thing, is a CVH.

He says it's a 1.3 - again a totally different engine but this time a Kent/Valencia pushrod banger as found in loads of smaller Fords from Ka to Sierra.

Upgrading from a 1.3 to a 1.4 Zetec is a significant job. However I would guess, as he says it's visually identical which the Zetec isn't, that it's had the later incarnation of the 1.3 fitted. Sometimes known as the Endura-E and found in the Fiesta and Escort until 2002-ish. It's an upgraded and newer Kent/Valencia pushrod engine. Sometimes with 60 horsepower as opposed to 50 and a better designed engine block.

Such a conversion would cost almost nothing in parts and is a straight swap as they're essentially the same engine. The DVLA wouldn't be interested as it's not a capacity change. I one of the last 1.3s in my Fiesta and it's a good engine. A bit rough round the edges but reliable. Such a conversion makes perfect sense and is legal.

And the Escort is priced about right, if it's a clean example.

S0 What

3,358 posts

201 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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It's a Mk4, the Mk3 finished on a C reg (86) that's an F reg Mk4 and the 1.4 CVH was available on the Mk6, the smallest zetec was a 1.6.
Both CVH and Valencia were available on the Mk4 in 1.3 form depending on the trim level, a 1.3 L would be the valencia a GL would be a CVH.
The sierra was never offerd with a valencia which was FWD only, nor was it offerd with a Xflow, the 1300 sierra used a pinto.

Other than that the advertiser sounds like a 14 year old B/S ing his way through a drunken eve on the swings laugh


So, if he has removed a 1.3 amd replaced it with a 1.4 and not told the insurance i'm pretty sure that's illegal ?






Edited by S0 What on Monday 31st March 22:13

Pit Pony

11,253 posts

150 months

Tuesday 1st April 2014
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S0 What said:
It's a Mk4, the Mk3 finished on a C reg (86) that's an F reg Mk4 [/footnote]
That is a series 2 post face-lift mk3 which ran from D to H and was replaced by the mk4.

Fecking Mk3 escorts. I've had 2 of them, one an early W reg 1.6 GL and the other a mechanical fuel injected D reg 1.6 XR3i

And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Escort_(Europe) wikifkingpedia is WRONG

S0 What

3,358 posts

201 months

Tuesday 1st April 2014
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Well i cant argue on the Mk4 lable with any factory back up bow ford never did call it the Mk4, as far as Ford were concerned it was the escort DA or escort 86, to most people and every non OE parts books it's a Mk4 but as you say it's not really, it's like there was no Mk3 capri or Mk5 cortina or come to that a Mk3 escort (escort CA or escort 81).

Pit Pony

11,253 posts

150 months

Tuesday 1st April 2014
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S0 What said:
Well i cant argue on the Mk4 lable with any factory back up bow ford never did call it the Mk4, as far as Ford were concerned it was the escort DA or escort 86, to most people and every non OE parts books it's a Mk4 but as you say it's not really, it's like there was no Mk3 capri or Mk5 cortina or come to that a Mk3 escort (escort CA or escort 81).
Somewhere my dad has/had a mk4 series 80 brochure for the Cortina. I remember my teenage disgust when he refused to buy a capri. If that is the mk5, then he cried when they brought out the mk6 (sierra) and then cried again when they brought out the mk8 (mondeo)

S0 What

3,358 posts

201 months

Wednesday 2nd April 2014
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Pit Pony said:
Somewhere my dad has/had a mk4 series 80 brochure for the Cortina. I remember my teenage disgust when he refused to buy a capri. If that is the mk5, then he cried when they brought out the mk6 (sierra) and then cried again when they brought out the mk8 (mondeo)
cortina 80 not series 80 but lets not go there laugh
I have most of the 80's brochures, a Ford microfishe reader and sheets, microcat parts E catalog and all the factory manuals from my days as an escort breaker/specialist, not to mention around 100 old parts catalogs from my current job as a car parts clearance specialist (i buy old stock from the 70/80's) so i have a "bit" of referance material nerd

The Mk lable is allways strange, in the UK we had escorts up to the Mk6 (aftermarked manufacturers lable with the smilie grill big bumper style, 95 on) in europe that call it the Mk7 and list the (UK) Mk5b (what you call the Mk4) as the Mk6 confused
It's the same with transits, in the UK we are 1 Mk behing Europe as they had a taunus transit that they call the Mk1 and our Mk1 they call the Mk2 hehe where as we had the thames van before the Mk1 wobble


Nealio

308 posts

222 months

Wednesday 2nd April 2014
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What's with the massive rear bumper? Looks like it's shat in its pants.

Pit Pony

11,253 posts

150 months

Wednesday 2nd April 2014
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S0 What said:
Pit Pony said:
Somewhere my dad has/had a mk4 series 80 brochure for the Cortina. I remember my teenage disgust when he refused to buy a capri. If that is the mk5, then he cried when they brought out the mk6 (sierra) and then cried again when they brought out the mk8 (mondeo)
cortina 80 not series 80 but lets not go there laugh
I have most of the 80's brochures, a Ford microfishe reader and sheets, microcat parts E catalog and all the factory manuals from my days as an escort breaker/specialist, not to mention around 100 old parts catalogs from my current job as a car parts clearance specialist (i buy old stock from the 70/80's) so i have a "bit" of referance material nerd

The Mk lable is allways strange, in the UK we had escorts up to the Mk6 (aftermarked manufacturers lable with the smilie grill big bumper style, 95 on) in europe that call it the Mk7 and list the (UK) Mk5b (what you call the Mk4) as the Mk6 confused
It's the same with transits, in the UK we are 1 Mk behing Europe as they had a taunus transit that they call the Mk1 and our Mk1 they call the Mk2 hehe where as we had the thames van before the Mk1 wobble
I always enjoyed going into the Vauxhall Dealer parts department and asking for Ascona C parts for my mk2 cavalier, or Vectra A parts for my mk3.