Open letter to the person who keyed my car
Open letter to the person who keyed my car
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Potatoes

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3,606 posts

199 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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On Sunday 30th March, on my way back from a weekend in London I found you had keyed the passenger side of my car from its front bumper to its rear light cluster. I’d stopped at Watford Gap to give our 8 month old boy a feed and stretch my legs ahead of the remaining 2 hour drive after a great but tiring weekend and Mothers Day lunch and noticed it as I put the little man back into his car seat.I can’t understand what made you want to damage my 2003 Volvo V40, it’s a great car, I love it and I’m gutted you decided to scrape a key along the passenger side of it.

To give you some background, I recently bought this car to transport me on my 112 mile daily commute, ferry my wife and 8 month old around on the weekend and travel to play rugby most Saturdays. I needed a cheap car that would allow me to focus my earnings onto my young family, be comfortable and safe for my family to travel in… the thing is the car really grew on me. Now I have a scratch along the entire side of the car which I can’t afford to fix and I’m really disappointed that you took this action.

I’ve looked back at where I’ve been since I’d last seen that side of the car pre-keyed; I’d traveled to Rossington to play rugby on a Saturday 22nd March, Costco in Leeds on Sunday, in the work carpark in Hull all week, then in my parents driveway in North London and Chinnor rugby club on the weekend of the 29th March.

At no point did I park outside or near someone else’s house/driveway, drive aggressively, inconsiderately or indecisively and said thank you to every driver, pedestrian and biker who gave way or thanked me for something… So I’m assuming this was a random act and although desperately disappointed, I’m not going to hold it against you. We all do silly things in life, we all go through phases as we mature that we’re embarrassed about and sometimes during this time we impact other people’s lives.

If this wasn’t random and I did do something wrong, a note or a conversation would have been more desirable and constructive.

Yours,

A disappointed Volvo driver

Edit - to end the back to the future conspiracy theory


Edited by Potatoes on Monday 31st March 22:16

mike9009

10,842 posts

272 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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You do know what month it is?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

257 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Has this incident happened yet?

Are you Future OP?

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

155 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Potatoes said:
Now I have a scratch along the entire side of the car which I can’t afford to fix
It's a 10yo shed. A couple of quid for a touch-up pen.

civicduty

1,857 posts

232 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Leave the OP alone he is obviously traumatised, as I was when this happened. All I can say whoever did this are complete and utter scum, and I wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire (unless I had a mouth full of petrol).

MoelyCrio

2,502 posts

211 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.

civicduty

1,857 posts

232 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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TooMany2cvs said:
Potatoes said:
Now I have a scratch along the entire side of the car which I can’t afford to fix
It's a 10yo shed. A couple of quid for a touch-up pen.
Yeah I see you chose not to quote his whole post and missed the bit where the OP said the car has grown on him, I wasn't happy when my 9 year old car was keyed and paid to have the whole side of the car repainted. OP I feel your pain.

civicduty

1,857 posts

232 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
Why people post pointless statements is beyond me.

0a

24,137 posts

223 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Maybe OP went forward in time and keyed his own car?

11110111

612 posts

229 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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TooMany2cvs said:
It's a 10yo shed. A couple of quid for a touch-up pen.
You not got a 2cv that you you wouldnt mind beings keyed up?

dave123456

3,921 posts

176 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
guess, fundamentally, the same reason you have a shower in the morning.

maybe you don't worry about smelling terrible either. life's pretty easy?

MoelyCrio

2,502 posts

211 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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dave123456 said:
MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
guess, fundamentally, the same reason you have a shower in the morning.

maybe you don't worry about smelling terrible either. life's pretty easy?
You don't exactly make a great debating point.

Fundamentally, I have a shower because otherwise I'll smell terrible and it will only get worse. The scratch on an old car affects nobody.

(Unless its going to cause structural rust, which is unlikely)

TimLambert7

719 posts

154 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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I remember when I was a kid living in Brighton, Dad was doing fairly well and had a Range Rover. This was early 2000s and that general 90s sentiment of hating 4x4s was still rife.

It was parked up on the small driveway outside the house and somebody keyed every single panel. Every. Single. Panel.
Needless to say it was an expensive fix but why do people do this? What joy do they gain?

He also had the front and rear badges pinched off his beloved '82 911 SC. Do you know how much they cost to replace?!

I really do hate people and the world some times. Why can't somebody own something nice without becoming a hate figure?

Bohally

943 posts

176 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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I had this happen to my previous car.

Morrison's sell a touch up pen (it was about £5 IIRC!) - and it basically just applied a clear "nail varnish" type finish over the scratch. Didn't remove it completely but made it a hell of a lot less noticeable.

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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TooMany2cvs said:
It's a 10yo shed. A couple of quid for a touch-up pen.
Yes, I am sure you'd take it that way!

Grandpad58

12,549 posts

210 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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Still no need for someone to do this, my car has been keyed on my driveway a couple of times while we where out at work.

I live in a cul-de-sac and no-one saw a thing.

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
rolleyes

irocfan

48,995 posts

219 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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MoelyCrio said:
dave123456 said:
MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
guess, fundamentally, the same reason you have a shower in the morning.

maybe you don't worry about smelling terrible either. life's pretty easy?
You don't exactly make a great debating point.

Fundamentally, I have a shower because otherwise I'll smell terrible and it will only get worse. The scratch on an old car affects nobody.

(Unless its going to cause structural rust, which is unlikely)
seriously??? If I drive too close to a hedge and my spotless 10yr old car is scratched it'll swear at myself for being a dick - if it's done deliberately that's bang out of line. IT'S MY fkING PROPERY - if I want it scratched I'll do it myself not have the choice taken out of my hands by some fking scumfker. What sort of fking planet do you live on where that's acceptable?

saaby93

32,038 posts

207 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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irocfan said:
seriously??? If I drive too close to a hedge and my spotless 10yr old car is scratched it'll swear at myself for being a dick - if it's done deliberately that's bang out of line. IT'S MY fkING PROPERY - if I want it scratched I'll do it myself not have the choice taken out of my hands by some fking scumfker. What sort of fking planet do you live on where that's acceptable?
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Potatoes said:
On Sunday 30th March, on my way back from a weekend in London I found you had keyed the passenger side of my car from its front bumper to its rear light cluster. I’d stopped at Watford Gap to give our 8 month old boy a feed and stretch my legs ahead of the remaining 2 hour drive after a great but tiring weekend and Mothers Day lunch and noticed it as I put the little man back into his car seat.I can’t understand what made you want to damage my 2003 Volvo V40, it’s a great car, I love it and I’m gutted you decided to scrape a key along the passenger side of it.
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All that jazz

7,632 posts

175 months

Monday 31st March 2014
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TooMany2cvs said:
It's a 10yo shed. A couple of quid for a touch-up pen.
MoelyCrio said:
Why people worry about scratches on old cars is beyond me.
Utter nobs, the pair of you.

Doesn't matter how old it is, not everyone can afford or even want a brand new car. It's obviously his pride and joy from what he's wrote and pretty cut up about it, just as I would be. Go and find some other threads to troll and leave this chap alone ffs. rolleyes