Fuel duty to be axed!

[Censorious]

Heard on the news that fuel duty is going to be axed after the next budget bringing the cost per litre down by 60% or more.

[GadgeS3C]

Surprised they didn't announce that on April 1st, erm, wait...

[zainster]

[Monty Python]

2/10 for effort.

[Engineer1]

April fools are meant to be atleast partially believeable, if you'd said increased to 110% at the lib dems request people would have possibly believed you.

[aeropilot]

I must admit I took the bait this morning in the article in one of the papers about Scotland saying that if the vote is yes for independance, they will change to driving on the right to bring them 'closer' to Europe. It was a good one, citing what he Swedes did in the late 60's etc., and I only twigged at the end when todays date sunk in

[Silverbullet767]

In other news. Alex Salmond to replace the queens head on the new Scottish pound coin.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/sc...

[surveyor]

Monty Python said:

2/10 for effort.

1/10

[McWigglebum4th]

Engineer1 said:

April fools are meant to be atleast partially believeable, if you'd said increased reduced to 110% at the lib dems request people would have possibly believed you.

Edited for sad reality

[Jasandjules]

As above, it is meant to at least be possibly true.

[Monty Python]

surveyor said:

1/10

I was being generous.

[exceed]

Could you imagine the positive effect this would have on the economy!

[y2blade]

1/10