McClaren announce recall of customers

[wolfracesonic]

McLaren (sometimes inadvertently spelt McClaren) the Woking based supercar manufacturer today announced a worldwide recall of customers of its MP4c supercar. A spokesbot stated the measure was purely precautionary and would involve the affected 'bi-pedal carbon based life forms undergoing neuro-synaptic programming to assuage any thoughts of regret, anger or litigation at not buying a 650s'. The measure will also simultaneously dispel any desire to carry out ' a manoeuvre known as drifting or attempts to generate slip angles that contradict their current cars stability management systems'. The aforementioned work will be carried out FOC, with owners receiving a complimentary Magic Tree air freshener.

Edited by wolfracesonic on Friday 4th April 08:55

[5potTurbo]

That would be McLaren, then.....

[Eric Mc]

Those baby buggies can be lethal.

[Megaflow]

Apart from the spelling mistake in the name, can I get a woosh parrot for the rest...

[Jim the Sunderer]

Peter Parker's brother really likes whacky backy.

[Ozzie Osmond]

What's this? Another recall because of kiddies getting their fingers trapped in the pushchairs?

[so called]

Are they recalling the cars or the customers

[Monty Python]

[Riley Blue]

Someone help me, is it supposed to be funny?

[btsidi]

April 1st was a few days ago

[jamieduff1981]

Riley Blue said:

Someone help me, is it supposed to be funny?

Read in conjunction with the "Mates who don't listen" thread, I deduce this is humour for people who can't actually afford any McLaren car supposing that people who can afford a McLaren must all be upset that McLaren have released a newer model.

A bit like how all MX5 owners commit suicide each time a new MX5 is released.

[Riley Blue]

No, sorry, still baffled to fkery.