If you were a Top Gear presenter
If you were a Top Gear presenter
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Censorious

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

263 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Which of the three would you be?

My wife asked me this as we watched it last night.

I asked her who she thought I am most like and she confirmed my fears!

Clarkson biggrin

ewenm

28,506 posts

274 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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May - I'm a geek.

JDMDrifter

4,063 posts

194 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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A Clarkson & May hybrid, now there's a horrendous image!

Looket

688 posts

150 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Clarkson - I'm a bd and a buffoon.

But that doesn't matter. I just want them to do a race from the most southern point in Gibraltar to the most northern point in Norway. Stuff these silly specials driving lorries and what not, I want a race through Europe!

Monty Zoomer

1,459 posts

186 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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The Stig

DUMBO100

1,878 posts

213 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Clarkson - I'm a Cock

73mark

774 posts

156 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Clarkson,he made 14 million off top gear last year.

Edited by 73mark on Sunday 6th April 23:23

Cupramax

11,002 posts

281 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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73mark said:
Clarkson,he made 14 million of top gear last year.
Sure they made less episodes than that...

73mark

774 posts

156 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Cupramax said:
Sure they made less episodes than that...
Thanks for that missed the f

Wacky Racer

41,298 posts

276 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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I have mixed feelings about Clarkson, sometimes he gets on my tits, but I must say his documentaries (Non car) really were excellent and well researched.

Top Gear (for all it's faults (siarpc)..)is a huge financial success, selling worldwide in many countries, and if Jeremy well rewarded good luck to him.

bitwrx

1,352 posts

233 months

Sunday 6th April 2014
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Cupramax said:
73mark said:
Clarkson,he made 14 million of top gear last year.
Sure they made fewer episodes than that...
wink

Censorious

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

263 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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ewenm said:
May - I'm a geek.
smile

Censorious

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

263 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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DUMBO100 said:
Clarkson - I'm a Cock
Yes, I'm an irritating bafoon smile

To be fair I'm a lot more practical and have better mechanical sympathy than JC


Ari

19,814 posts

244 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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William Woollard. In a sports jacket with one foot resting on the front wheel. biggrin

rohrl

8,984 posts

174 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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Chris Goffey checking out the boot space in a Hyundai Pony.

Tickle

6,451 posts

233 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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James May

Jawaman

271 posts

162 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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Closer to May I'd say. I spend a fair bit of time in the shed and I imagine he genuinely does the same

Escort3500

13,470 posts

174 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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I'm 5'1" so too tall to be Hammond smile

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

181 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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Having had various friends all independently compare me to James May, I think I have very little say in the matter

f1nn

2,694 posts

221 months

Monday 7th April 2014
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I'm probably closer to the Top Gear Dog.