Strange theft from my car

[Cpl nobby nobbs]

I would say its my fault for not checking my car was locked but its not, its all down to the thieving bd who opened my car door

My youngest went to get something from the car late yesterday afternoon and I forgot about it and forgot to check the car was locked again. Got in the car this morning and thought, hang on a mo, where's my phone charger, the wife must have done something with it.

Once I had peeled myself off the wall after falsely accusing the wife of moving it I cot back in the car put the ignition on and noticed it said the boot was open. At this point alarm bells started as I have lots of tools on my boot particularly a technicians tool case right at the front. So I get out and open the boot to find all my stuff still there after closer inspection the only thing missing is a 1/2 litre of engine oil. Granted quite expensive oil but still, and it was not immediately accessible you would have to move stuff to get to it.

So the long and short of it is, this broke into my (ok, ok unlocked) car and stole a 4 quid phone charger and a part used bottle of oil. I am very thankful that is all they took, and I feel a proper div for not checking it was locked.

I know this is very naive of me but I just done understand how someone would walk along a road and try the door handle on somebody else's car. It would never cross my mind.

Obviously its because they are thieving ck sucking st eating fktards.

Kill em all and let your deity of choice sort them out