When modern tech lets you down..
When modern tech lets you down..
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milu

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2,514 posts

297 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I have a mk4 Mondeo.
It has keyless start.

Today it started just fine and off i go to work. However on arrival it won't switch off! The button doesn't respond to my pressing at all.
In the end i had to stall it then grab a spanner from work to disconnect the battery which seemed to reset things.

Hope I've got the radio code when i get home and i suppose i ought to carry a 13mm spanner with me in future!

If only you could just turn a key….

C.A.R.

3,993 posts

219 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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No such modern trickery here! Although it does put me off future purchases. I've just put some money into my shed to keep it on the road for another year, but after that I'm looking at something newer. This modern stuff can't be fun to own outside of warranty! At the moment I service and repair my car by myself...but a more modern car? I don't think I'd stand a chance!

MoleVision

999 posts

242 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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GPS sat nav in my phone.

Had me in a field off the M5 for most of the day on Monday which was very little help at all in finding my hotel in Malvern.

surveyor

18,705 posts

215 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Currently cannot open the drivers door on X5. Jammed actuator.

One of the jobs this weekend. May require some destruction.

98elise

32,818 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I hired a car with an electronic handbrake, and stop start. Its the first time I've had either. At one point i pulled up to a car park barrier, and the engine stopped (as expected). As I went to pull away it didn't restart. I turned the car off, and restarted it, but then the handbrake wouldn't release. No amount of pressing the button would release it.

After a couple more restarts it finaly let the brake off.

That one bit of tech I don't ever want on a car I buy.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

198 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Everything works on my 2011 Jazz. Well, what do you expect?

My fancy pants 2013 tractor with more gadgets than a thing with a lot of gadgets in it also works perfectly.

zeduffman

4,327 posts

182 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Everything works on my 2011 Jazz. Well, what do you expect?

My fancy pants 2013 tractor with more gadgets than a thing with a lot of gadgets in it also works perfectly.
I don't think this thread is meant for you tbh.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

277 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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98elise said:
I hired a car with an electronic handbrake, and stop start.

That's one bit of tech I don't ever want on a car I buy.
You are absolutely right. I've had the stop/start on my Porsche permanently switched off. The electronic parking brake is absolute rubbish - unfortunately there's nothing I can do about it.....

750turbo

6,164 posts

255 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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MoleVision said:
GPS sat nav in my phone.

Had me in a field off the M5 for most of the day on Monday which was very little help at all in finding my hotel in Malvern.
I had this quite a few times with my old GPS kit a few times (Tom Tom on a Palm handled thingy) Seemed to think I was in a few hundred yards away from where I actually was.

Really handy when you want to get to a customers site off the M4 at Heathrow!

Apparently, they use some kind of fuzzy logic to determine and calculate your position, and it can go wrong at times???

Also. I remember when we had the G8 at Gleneagles, there were loads if Air Movements at Prestwick Airport, a few miles from me, for some reason my GPS also gave up when this was on!(Not that I needed it at home, I was just testing the latest conspiracy theory wink )

kev b

2,756 posts

197 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Cars with no dipstick, how can that be a good idea?

Saw a bloke the other day whose car was showing various oil level warnings on the screen, too high then too low, then would not show at all.

It still had a dipstick tube fitted but no dipstick, just a plastic cap. Why would they supply a tube and spend money on tooling up for a plastic cap instead of just fitting a dipstick? I wonder if you can buy the dipstick as a highly priced option.

Leins

10,502 posts

179 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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I had a hired Laguna 10 years ago with a stop/start button that did the same, but luckily when I was parking it back up. Stalled it into the parking space, then it went off on a low-loader

TommoAE86

2,970 posts

158 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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kev b said:
Cars with no dipstick, how can that be a good idea?

Saw a bloke the other day whose car was showing various oil level warnings on the screen, too high then too low, then would not show at all.

It still had a dipstick tube fitted but no dipstick, just a plastic cap. Why would they supply a tube and spend money on tooling up for a plastic cap instead of just fitting a dipstick? I wonder if you can buy the dipstick as a highly priced option.
because they're all dipsticks!!!
getmecoat

This is the reason I'm getting rid of my super gadgeted up car, just don't want to wait for it to go wrong. Got my eyes on something that's 20 years old, at least then the only thing to worry about is rust! biggrin

chris watton

22,547 posts

291 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Everything works on my 2011 Jazz. Well, what do you expect?

My fancy pants 2013 tractor with more gadgets than a thing with a lot of gadgets in it also works perfectly.
confused

Why did you post on this thread?

Was it to inform us all that you have two newish cars? If that is the case, don't you think that portrays you as a bit shallow?

I think all electric cars may be the worst - if they lose charge and the handbrake's on, they can't even be towed - not good if you're stuck miles away from a charger...

Leins

10,502 posts

179 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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TommoAE86 said:
This is the reason I'm getting rid of my super gadgeted up car, just don't want to wait for it to go wrong. Got my eyes on something that's 20 years old, at least then the only thing to worry about is rust! biggrin
More info needed! smile

TheRoadWarrior

1,242 posts

209 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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98elise said:
I hired a car with an electronic handbrake, and stop start. Its the first time I've had either. At one point i pulled up to a car park barrier, and the engine stopped (as expected). As I went to pull away it didn't restart. I turned the car off, and restarted it, but then the handbrake wouldn't release. No amount of pressing the button would release it.

After a couple more restarts it finaly let the brake off.

That one bit of tech I don't ever want on a car I buy.
Electric hand brakes are one of those components that NO ONE ever seems to ask for, yet more and more vehicles are being designed with them. I can only imagine it allows the manufacturer to save cost somewhere.. but I fail to see where as you need a button, actuator, ecu etc etc

eltax91

10,786 posts

237 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Everything works on my 2011 Jazz. Well, what do you expect?

My fancy pants 2013 tractor with more gadgets than a thing with a lot of gadgets in it also works perfectly.
What gadgets does one need when ploughing fields?

ImpossiblyDaft

399 posts

212 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Probably a bit less gadgetry involved than some of the stuff here but I bought a fairly old Toyota Corolla recently. Needed a cheap set of wheels and wanted reliability as #1. After a couple of days, stop to fill up in the middle of nowhere and the remote fuel flap lever did nothing.

Ended up feeling like a right muppet (having stretched the budget to get it instead of a tatty old Rover). Tried practically tearing the thing to bits to get at the cable but couldn't get all the plastic cladding out of the way. In the end I figured out that if I wedge my 12v phone charger thing under the lever, it pulls the catch back far enough that pulling it from the outside with a bit of force can open it.

Easternlight

3,965 posts

175 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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TheRoadWarrior said:
Electric hand brakes are one of those components that NO ONE ever seems to ask for, yet more and more vehicles are being designed with them. I can only imagine it allows the manufacturer to save cost somewhere.. but I fail to see where as you need a button, actuator, ecu etc etc
Has a nice added money making bonus that Joe puplic can't change their own brake pads any more as you have to wind back the calipers with software.

750turbo

6,164 posts

255 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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eltax91 said:
Willy Nilly said:
Everything works on my 2011 Jazz. Well, what do you expect?

My fancy pants 2013 tractor with more gadgets than a thing with a lot of gadgets in it also works perfectly.
What gadgets does one need when ploughing fields?
I think that being a modern Tractor, there will be more than a few?

I remember listening to Jeremy Vine a few years ago when he spoke to a guy in a tractor, you could hardly hear a thing for all the beeps doing on in the cab.

(I am not a farmer by the way!)

Wills2

29,840 posts

206 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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eltax91 said:
What gadgets does one need when ploughing fields?
Quite a bit it seems:

Modern stuff has all sorts doesn't, GPS positioning etc...I recall those on TG having more buttons and levers than a buttoney levery thing.